SDR2 chatfic

Kazuichi & Nagito watch Hajime become jealous 😏😏😏

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Private DMs with Kazuichi & Nagito

Kazuichi: heyyyyy komaedaaa

Nagito: yes?

Kazuichi: can we make hinata jealoussss

Nagito: um- w h a t?

Kazuichi: plsssss

Nagito: okAy fInee—

Kazuichi: YESSSS, we doing some sexual song ok?

Nagito: does gundham kNOW-

Kazuichi: nah but we finna wing it k?

Nagito: im lowkey scared for u UM???

Kazuichi: its fineeee
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Gang gang 🥶‼️

Chiaki: cmon hinata...

Hinata: what?

Chiaki: cmon!!!

Ibuki: what does hinata have to do?

Chiaki: that one like- tiktok dance

Fuyuhiko: isnt there like 10 million of them

Chiaki: yeahh but this one is poggers

Hajime: no

Chiaki: do if for ^*@~'=

Hajime: wh- NO

Peko: you... can understand that?

Chiaki: yes he can because he memorized their name

Hajime: STOP

Kazuichi: Your man on the road, he doing promo.

Ibuki: who is he talking too?

Gundham: is...i... is my shark mortal doing an affair?

Hajime: no... i dont think he would..

Sonia: he is a very loyal man!

Nagito: You said keep our business on the low-low~

Hajime: what?

Chiaki: wait- youre having an affair with kazuichi and you tell us?

Hajime: ...

Ibuki: oh man! This is getting good!

Kazuichi: I'm just tryna get you out the friend zone 🤭

Hajime: ..

Chiaki: i can feel Hajime's jealousy BYEEE

Hajime: IM NOT JEALOUS IM JUST WONDERNF WHATS HAPPENING BETWEN THWM

Fuyuhiko: sureeeee you jealous and touched starve for •*#~"@

Hajime: S-

Nagito: 'Cause you look even better than the photos~

Kazuichi: I can't find your house, send me the info

Gundham: mortal.

Sonia: souda...

Chiaki: dont you two like- have near by cottages—

Hajime: h

Ibuki: ooh~ hajime's probably getting jealous