SDR2 chatfic

nagito went missing again

[a/n; im on my laptop right now so uh it might look weird sorry jrfuiaeihrgke]

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Gang gang 🥶‼️

hiyoko; why isnt hopeless freak typing that much anymire

hajime; idk

hiyoko; tf do mean u dk ;/

hajime; i said idk vjdfnjd

mahiru; he isnt coming to breakfast, lunch or dinnner what happened?

chiaki; ,,,,,

sonia; chichi?

chiaki; i dont know anymore either, but he should be getting these messages unless his monopad got stolen from monokuma

monokuma; hey! i didnt steal it! plus i cant even get into his damn room

kazuichi; cant u idk teleport????????????

monokuma; well in that case, yes, but thats invadin privacy yanno???

monomi; oh dearrrr,,,,,

monokuma; what now

monomi; cant you just look at his monopad?

monokuma; you dumb child, thats invading privacy!

hajime; um, so like, you dont know whats happening to n- komaeda?

monokuma; no clue lol

kazuichi; u rlly are useless wtf

gundham; its quite worrying that komaeda hasnt eaten

twogami; mahiru gives him food

hajime; oh.

twogami; idk how he looks like right now but he probably looks worse than before, and no this isnt an insult

hajime; how many times does nagito have to lock himself up in his room-

fuyuhiko; r we NOT gonna speak how he called komaeda by his first name?????????

chiaki; fuck no, how the fuck are u able tp say that when he calls you hinata kun or something

kazuichi; sussing hinata rn

hajime; wait WHAT wait hold ojm-

chiaki; red handed bitcass

hajime; jiruvhgkudxihblxdihnbliexrdbhi

peko; ive heard that using first name bias to somebody is special, thats why were all used to calling each other by our last names, besides the people who are dating here of course, and one of them is NOT you hinata

hajime; WHY ARE WE MAKING THIS A BIG DEAL???? IT WAS BY ACCIDENT AND HIS LAST NAME IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO LONG OKAY

chiaki; we all have no problem saying each others last name, whats the sudden change-

hajime; nanami stOP

akane; hell yeah, but topic back on KOMAEDA, H I N A T A

ibuki; huh?

mikan; wwhats wwrong iibuki?

ibuki; well i saw kseihyefuyegyuxhgxol

mikan; IBUKI!

kazuichi; huh?????????????????????? thats weird as fuck

fuyuhiko; great we cant ask tsumiki where the fuck the two of them went

hajime; we can find them

chiaki; like we werent gonna do that hinata

kazuichi; om lets just go

gundham; i will stay at the first island with nevermind and owari and nidai.

sonia; will do!

kazuichi; will do, okay hinata, chiaki, kuzuryu, pekoyama lets gooooooooooo

hajime; ugh

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ibuki; huh? me and mikan are at titty typhoon !

hajime; what the hell? we were looking for what the fuck happened to you because you suddenly stopped typing in like an hour ago

ibuki; oh... its nothing! me and mikan did some stuff, so like my monopad prolly glitched a bit

hajime; glitched?

kazuichi; are you lyinh??????????

mikan; nnno,,,, shes nnot,,, her mmonopad was ggglithng,...

fuyuhiko; okay then, but the keyboard smashing?

ibuki; glitch

sonia; oh ! ! tank god you both are safe, but where were you before the time being? we went looking for you both!

ibuki; we were at the hospital, went to my cottage, then mikan's then titty typhoon

hajime; was someone else with you guys?

mikan; hhuh,,,? wwwhat do yyou mmean?

hajime; it sounded like you were with somebody, and owari, tanaka, nidai, and nevermind. they wouldve caught you guys?

ibuki: huh? oh, we went earlier thats why, way earlier before i typed that

hajime; oh, really?

ibuki; yes! mikan can say so too!

mikan: aaah!! yyes!

akane: kinda sus tho

kazuichi: yeah how can you BOTH not get caught?

ibuki: didnt i tell you already

gundham: but still, ofc you cant be with komaeda because hes been in his room

ibuki: or is he?