we saw you, we arent dumb tf

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tw: implied sexual intentions?

hajime: we saw you guys, we arent dumb

chiaki: we knew that you knew

hajime: soooo..? are you guys g-

kazuichi: i was crying through tje whole thing bx you both were so amazing

fuyuhiko: can confirm; was there

sonia: ah, it was refreshing too see some, actual romance on the beach

akane: wheres komaeda?

hajime: uh,, hes in the shower because i took long to shower

mikan: i- im s- so happy for you both!

mahiru: frrr, omg congratulations!

hiyoko: yea yeaaa congrats lol

chiaki: FRRRR MY TWO BFFS WERE PAINFULLY PININ N I WAS THERE JUST 😩😩

hajime: stfu

chiaki: its trueeeeeeeeee

gundham: congratulations. mortal, i do not have anything to offer, but our blessings

kazuichi: babe- they arent getting married

chiaki: not yet 😏

hajime: ah. im not ready for such commitment such as marriage, yet.

chiaki: NAGITO?????

hajime: oh, wrong phone-

kazuichi: he aint ready for commitment yet but he gon be such a good husband waTCH

fuyuhiko: FR NO CAPPP

peko: i forgot to congratulate you both, but congratulations!

ibuki: HELL YEAH CONGRATSSSS!!!

nekomaru: YESSSS CONGRATSSS

teruteru: make sure he gets goood treatment hinata 😏

hajime: WH- he isnt even ready for that, and i doubt he can top

nagito: you sure? acting cocky there hajime~

hajime: YOU-

kazuichi: OH MY GOD

fuyuhiko: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK?????!!!!

chiaki: i- I- WHO KNEW THAT NAGITO CAN TYPE LIKE THAT WHATTTT 😩😩😩

sonia: o- oh my god. nagito- i-

teruteru: ngl i see komaeda as a bottom 🧎‍♀️

akane: same.

ibuki: you never know

ibuki: he has- no, both have switch vibes

gundham: whats... switch?

ibuki: okokok-

chiaki: for example, hajime tops right? and then the next time they do the thing next time, nagito tops. consent is both given to both of them because they know better.

mikan: p-please use a condom f-for your first time. you can maybe get STDs for unprotected sex even if you both are males. if you get checked by m-me then you can do unprotected sex..

hajime: WHY SRE YOU TALKIMGMSBOUT SEX ALL OF UA SEEN?? I JUST SAID NAGITO ISNT ONAY WITH SEX UET

chiaki: jeez jst take the advice bitch

mikan: i- i agree..

hajime: dont think i dont hear you yelling sonia's name at night

chiaki: YOU WHAT

gundham: what

fuyuhiko: WHAT

kazuichi: SONIA ¿¿¿ EXCUSE ME?????

peko: i.

twogami: im gone and i see this. but congratulations to you both, hinata and komaeda.

twogami: ban teruteru for the time being

hajime banned teruteru from the group.

hajime: ive been wanting to do thet for SO LONG

chiaki:

chiaki:

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nagito. what are you doing??

nagito: what am i doing? playing russian roulette obviously. i only removed 1 bullet so theres only 1 out of 6 chances of surviving

hajime: the only russian roulette youre doing is me

chiaki: i.

akane: yo since when did these two flirt so easily

kazuichi: BEATS ME OH MY HOD

fuyuhiko: is.... is komaeda this smooth?

hajime: NO?

chiaki: STFU U JUST FLIRTED WITH HIM

nagito: hajjfksjfkdmfnfmf its only been a few hours- i think.

hajime: yes darling, taking it slow

nagito: :) <3

hajime: :) <3

chiaki: BRO WHAT THE FUCK??? SINCE WHEN WERE THESE TWO SO SMOOTH WITH EACH OTHER WHAT THE FUCK??? I HAVENT HEARD ONE SMOOTH LINE COME OUT OF ANYBODYS MOUTH BESFIES THESE TWO HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FICK?????

sonia: chichi—

fuyuhiko: IKR

kazuichi: FR

peko: i have- no part of this

mahiru: true but,,,,,,, what can we do?

ibuki: ooooo smoother than butter!

( a/n: no pun intended. i hate the mondo butter jokes so much. )

twogami: keep the flirting at minimum, even though i know you all want to hear it again.

hajime: hear what again? hear nagito calling out my name?

nagito; i. i. i. i——

chiaki: HAJIME, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS TF 😐😐😐

kazuichi: wtf  😭😭

fuyuhiko: i dont know what to say-

nagito; me neither

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