FOR REAL, billie eilish

bonus: the christmas special

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December 20, 2022

It was honestly a time to be alive. Jess and Billie have been married for around nine months now and they couldn't be happier. It seemed as if they'd be in the honeymoon phase for the rest of their lives. Christmas was coming and the newlyweds wanted it to be special, especially since it was their first Christmas together as wives. 

"So I was thinking we could put the tree over there." Jessica suggests, pointing to the nook in the living room. "That would look good, or behind the piano?" Billie responds, motioning to the Baby Grand by the window. 

"Oh that would look really nice." Jess groans, causing the dogs to bark. "Hush Shark, quite Blue. Mommy and I are trying to decorate." Billie says, throwing a toy into the kitchen to which the dogs chase after. 

"I say we try it in both spots." The black haired girl says, earning a nod from Jess in agreement. "Yeah, that could work." She replies with a nod. 

"Shit, we need to leave now." Billie mutters as she pulls her phone out of her pocket. "What time is it?" Jess questions, hoping they aren't already late. "Almost noon." The black haired girl states, causing Jess to scramble for her things. 

"Why are we always late!" Jess shouts, locking the door behind her as the pair leaves. They were going to a Christmas tree farm with Claudia, Finneas, and Billie's parents. They promised to be there around 12:15 and the newlyweds would be damned if they were late again. 

"I can't have your brother give us shit if were late again. We need to break this cycle." Jess says with a laugh. Ever since they got married, the couple—and everyone around them—noticed they kept running late to everything. 

"This is becoming a problem." Billie adds, while Sinatra is playing softly through the radio. "I don't think we're gonna make it." Jess says with a slight wince. "We will. Have you seen me drive?" Billie retorts, Jess just rolls her eyes with a chuckle. 

"Yes my love, you drive very fun-ly." The brunette mocks her wife. "That's right, and you won't be mocking once we make it to the farm in record time." Billie says, resting a hand on Jess's leg. 

Jess and Billie did in face make it to the Christmas tree farm on time, which was a first. "Wow, you two are actually on time." Finneas says, pulling out his phone to clarify the time. "That's right, and you can't give us shit for being late anymore." Billie bites, lightly shoving her brother with a chuckle. 

"Alright you two, no rough housing." Claudia warns, walking between the siblings and separating them. "I swear they're five years old." Jess states, earning a nod from Claudia. "Oh for sure, I'm surprised they still like each other." Claudia adds, causing both girls to laugh. 

"Let's pick out a tree!" Billie shouts excitedly, in turn earning cheers from the rest of the group. The Christmas tree farm was beautiful, and Patrick helped the girls pick out a perfect tree for their house. He offered to help them set it up, which they gratefully accepted. 

"So we were thinking over here, or by the piano." Jess explains to Patrick, pointing to the two spots. "What do you think?" She questions. "Well, the piano is tucked away. I think it'll look best over there." Patrick responds, pointing to the nook in the living room. 

"Corner it is." Billie decides, helping Patrick and her wife pull the seven foot tree to its designated spot in the living room. "Ah, it looks so good!" Jess cheers, pulling Patrick in for a hug and thanking him profusely. 

"We'll see you girls later." Maggie says, before leaving the couple to finish decorating. 

After a few more hours, Jess and Billie finally finish decorating the house. "It looks fucking awesome in here." Billie states happily, plopping onto the couch. "Yeah, not to be cocky but we did a pretty good job Eilish." Jess says, as Billie pats the spot next to her.