jam oneshots | for the soul~

mini drabbles, part 1.

"Oh, I'm sorry- is this a working office and not a French beach?"

Pam watched, amused, as her boyfriend slipped his shirt back on. "I thought this was something only I got to see." She said, motioning to his bare chest.

He glanced at her as he began to button his shirt up again. "Sorry, Beesly. You're not that lucky."

"Aw, shame. Still. I can't believe you took your shirt off for a gag." She giggled.

"There's a lot of things I'd do for a joke, honestly. This being one of them." He glanced out the window and pointed at a nearby telephone pole. "I'm thinking of doing a prank on Dwight that involves me having to climb up that telephone pole one day. And a lot of red wire, but I don't know where I'm going to get that from."

"Well, you're ambitious, I'll give you that. Just don't fall to your death. Funerals are expensive."

"I like how that's the only thing you're concerned about should I ever fall to my death."

"It's called priorities, Halpert. You'd know that if you ever got any work done!"

"Aww, I'm one of your priorities."

"Yes you are." She said, reaching out and pinching his cheek, making him blush. Jim was suddenly glad that the blinds in the conference room were shut. "Now put your tie on and get back to work."

"Pfft. Yes boss."

"You know, I think everyone in this office has stripped off here at least once."

"The real question is- have they done it in front of someone else?"

Pam laughed. "Okay, yeah, that is a good question."

Jim picked up his tie and looked at her curiously. "And what about you?"

"What about me?"

"Have you stripped off here before?"

She went red. "No, of course not. I've had no reason to."

"Maybe I can change that." He offered innocently, but there was clearly nothing innocent about what he was suggesting.

"So basically what you're saying boils down to is 'please have sex with me in this office'?"

"No!...maybe. It depends what your answer is."

Pam shook her head disapprovingly, but she was grinning. "Huh. Well...we'll see." She smiled at him and began to walk out of the conference room, only stopping momentarily to look at him. "Are you coming over tonight?"

"Erm. Obviously."

"Good. See you then."

"Wouldn't miss it for the world."