jam oneshots | for the soul~

messages 2.

i wanna die
oh well
gotta love school for sucking the soul out of my asshole
Love ya

World'sBestBoss = Michael
DepressedArtist = Pam
EpicGamerBoi = Jim
BeetMaster = Dwight
TempGuy69 = Ryan
NoHomo*IRONIC* = Oscar
I'mHungry = Kevin
CatLady101 = Angela
BobVance'sGirl = Phyllis
Toby Flenderson = Toby Flenderson
SassyBitch = Kelly
NoOneLovesMe = Meredith
Creed Bratton = Creed Bratton
And yes, I do think we were robbed of a Pam-Ryan/Pam-Oscar friendship okay bye

4:48PM.

DepressedArtist: *in a gay accent* I heard that Bryna was in China with a torn meniscus

TempGuy69: FOUR JEWS IN A ROOM BITCHING

BobVance'sGirl: What? Lol.

NoHomo*IRONIC*: I can relate with the gay accent thing,,,

EpicGamerBoi: Me lmao

CatLady101: That's not what I heard after your little date with Pam last week ;)

DepressedArtist: ANGELA

EpicGamerBoi: You assfucks wonder why I constantly look suicidal

BeetMaster: This explains a lot.

DepressedArtist: I think Jim just constantly looks like a cat that wants to be put to sleep so it can be put out of its misery tbh but he's still hot

I'mHungry: So does Ryan, actually

TempGuy69: Yeah well none of you have to be flirted with by Michael

DepressedArtist: At least he doesn't comment on your tits almost every time he walks by your desk lmao

TempGuy69: I'm just grateful that I was born as a male

EpicGamerBoi: Rylee you're so hot though

World'sBestBoss: I'd sleep with you, Rylee

TempGuy69 has left the chat.

DepressedArtist: LMAOOO

5:33PM.

World'sBestBoss has added TempGuy69.

DepressedArtist: I wanna Break my fucking kneecaps

NoHomo*IRONIC*: tell me more

DepressedArtist: I want someone to split me in half like a KitKat tbh

World'sBestBoss: k i n k y

DepressedArtist: God I want to hang myself

6:02PM.

DepressedArtist: I'm watching Peep Show and laughing my ass off and my neighbours hate me I bet lol

DepressedArtist: I don't get a lot of the british jokes but they're still fucking funny

DepressedArtist: my favourite line is 'Mm, I'll probably get to bone her later' I'm crying with laughter lmao

6:13pm.
DepressedArtist: YO GUYS SINCE IT'S PRIDE MONTH

DepressedArtist: ID LIKE TO COME OUT

EpicGamerBoi: As what lol? I'll accept you but what is it (So Long as You're Not a lesbian because then idk why you enjoyed the sex)

DepressedArtist: Im bi lol

EpicGamerBoi: I love you no matter what lol

DepressedArtist: I love you so fucking much omg

NoHomo*IRONIC*: lmaooo welcome to the gay squad