jam oneshots | for the soul~

messages.

this is set around season 3 ish
Pam knows that Jim likes her but they aren't together
Jim is at the other branch, but isn't seeing Karen (though I'm aware they got together at the Scranton Branch)
I saw Six the other day in the west end and it was fucking awesome so yEET

World'sBestBoss = Michael
DepressedArtist = Pam
EpicGamerBoi = Jim
BeetMaster = Dwight
TempGuy69 = Ryan
NoHomo*IRONIC* = Oscar
I'mHungry = Kevin
CatLady101 = Angela
BobVance'sGirl = Phyllis 
Toby Flenderson = Toby Flenderson
SassyBitch = Kelly
NoOneLovesMe = Meredith 
Creed Bratton = Creed Bratton

6:03PM.

World'sBestBoss started the chat 'Scranton Suckers'.

BeetMaster: Michael, what is this?

World'sBestBoss: it's a group chat! everyone's in it!

DepressedArtist: Where's Toby?

World'sBestBoss: Oh, only you would notice that Pam. Screw you. 

DepressedArtist: Toby is my friend, so...yeah??? *visible confusion*

World'sBestBoss: You're a joke. Anyway, I don't even have his number. Dwight, add him.

BeetMaster: Okay.

BeetMaster added Toby Flanderson.

TobyFlanderson: Hi everyone

World'sBestBoss has left the conversation.

SassyBitch: LMAO

CatLady101: I swear, he's so immature.

TempGuy69: Do you guys want me to add him back...?

Toby Flanderson: No thanks, Ryan.

EpicGamerBoi: What is this?

DepressedArtist: Hey Jim. Michael made a group chat for everyone because he has nothing better to do with his life. 

EpicGamerBoi: EPIC

BeetMaster: Oh God it's Jimbo

EpicGamerBoi: Hey Dwayne! I miss you man xxx

BeetMaster: Well I don't miss you.

EpicGamerBoi: EPIC

NoOneLovesMe: Christ almighty

9:22PM.

DepressedArtist: SINNING WITH YOUR NAKED BOD IS EVIL AND ATROCIOUS

CatLady101: I agree

BeetMaster: Shut up Angela

SassyBitch: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSK

10:54PM.

Toby Flenderson: Hey everyone!

Toby Flenderson: ...hello?

I'mHungry: No one's home right now

Toby Flenderson: I really hate this job

SATURDAY.

12:31PM.

DepressedArtist: Jim's hair is floppity loppity

EpicGamerBoi: Yes it is

TempGuy69: what is this job

DepressedArtist: WHAT IS LOOOVE, BABY DON'T HUUUURT MEEEE

Creed Bratton: What a good song!

1:16PM.

TempGuy69 added World'sBestBoss.

BobVance'sGirl: I just found this groupchat, what is the purpose of it?

TempGuy69: It's so that Jim and Pam can subtly flirt and Michael can behave like a child.

BeetMaster: Sounds about right.

DepressedArtist: SHUT UP RYAN BEFORE I SLAP YOUR BITCH ASS

World'sBestBoss: LANGUAGE PAMELA also don't talk to my baby boy Ryan like that 

TempGuy69: this is the gayest job i've ever had...and this is the only job i've ever had

DepressedArtist: I'm moving to New Zealand I swear

Toby Flenderson: that isn't very close to Costa Rica

DepressedArtist: Why would it be?

EpicGamerBoi: Oh boy

Toby Flenderson: I wanna die

DepressedArtist: Join the club, we have badges

3:41PM.

NoHomo*IRONIC*: Guys I just broke up with my boyfriend :(...

DepressedArtist: bitch wait im coming over with snacks

NoHomo*IRONIC*: I love you mom

BeetMaster: Now that's a good friendship

EpicGamerBoi: Can't relate

4:20PM. 

NoHomo*IRONIC*: Guys this ain't even a joke, Pam just showed up to my house with enough food to last a year, oh my god