Chapter 3

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Kyles pov

We wait outside the English classroom for me Andaton to turn up. I'm not goin to lie, half the school ,or the girl population, think he's good looking and sexy. I think he is too. me and bebe ha a whole night of looking him up on Facebook and having a debate on what colour his eyes are. she think grey, I think crystal blue.

" How can you not think he's fit?!" Bebe ask Rebecca shocked. Rebecca just shrugs

"Because he isn't, I go for cute guys while you go for fit and sexy and Kyle goes for...um... what guys do you go for Kyle?" Rebecca asks

"Cute and fit and sexy and non ugly guys. and how can you find him not fit?!" I say shocked

"You know i feel kinda left out here. let's not talk about guys." kenny says and we laugh

"Ok, let's talk about girls. so have you seen patty nelson boobs!? There fucking humongous!" Rebecca exclaims.

"Of course I've seen patty nelson a boobs. I've practically squeezed them" kenny says and I gag

"That's worse then saggy tits." I say gagging and kenny laughs along with Rebecca. bebe just raises an eyebrow

I'm suddenly shoved and I fall into someone. I feel sparks and I'm shoved again. "get away from me dick sucker." Stan says and I glare at him

"FOR YOU INFORMATION I DONT SUCK DICK! I TAKE IT UP THE ASS!" I shout and he looks discussed I hear my mates laugh. {hey I just got some crumpets! I'm British bitch!}

Someone coughs and I turn around to see mr Andaton. my face for bright red. I hear laughter around me and I go to the best excuse ever.

"He started it!!" I say pointing an Accusing finger at stan. He rolls his eyes swatting my finger away.

"I saw it. both of you have detention for a week. starting tomorrow." he says unlocking the classroom door and walking in.

I wait a second. for everyone to walk past. Stan shoves me as he walks last. Lisa and her crew gives me evils. {basically a glare. it's what my friend calls them}

"Kill me now. kenny please." I say to him. he shakes his head

"Nope." we walk into the class room and take our seats right at the back.

Bebe is still giggling. "I can't believe you said that Kyle." Rebecca agrees

"Yeah. your dead Kyle you have detention with your crush for a week. alone with only mr Andaton coming into the room on occasion. I feel for you" she says

I groan leaning back in my chair. it nearly topples over an I squeak but kenny thankfully saves me. I hug him.

"My hero!!!" I say jokingly he laughs

"Aww! You two should just date each other already. give up on stan." Rebecca says

"KENNY! KYLE! pay attention!" I take my arms from kenny blushing and sit in my seat. Some of the class snicker. some aww. and the other make some very rude comments and I just about dodge a rubber band flicked at me. it hits Lisa. she growls and looks in the direction of where it came from. I hide behind Rebecca.

Lisa raises her hand. "SIR!!!" She shouts he looks at her.

"Yes Lisa?"

"Someone hit me with this!" She says holding up the rubber band. mr Andaton walks over to her giving us a nice view of his butt.

"Damn look at that ass, nearly better then yours kyle." Bebe whispers making me blush

"Rebecca do me a favour and push bebe" I whisper to her she smirks and pushes bebe.

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