Eyeroll Stories

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really...

Down deep in the midst of mystery and wonder lies a place few have seen. A place where frogs sing reveries of beauty and lost pilgrims. A place where children go to play...

So I kind of got this idea from TheShipMaster1 and their story Ahsoka and Plo - Oneshots. Please go check that out if you haven't. It's super good. So this is basically...

Was it really a dream, or could it be something much, much more? Yes, this is a true OTGW (and infinite eyerolls) fanfic XD Try it out, see if you like it. If you do...

It's been almost a year since Greg and Wirt returned home from the Unknown. She too was returned to her family, successfully turning everyone back to humans. It's been a...

ˋ₊˚. ━ " 𝒇𝒂𝒕-𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒐 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 " ━ 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒎 •༉‧₊˚✧

This book is about all the things we hate, our pet peeves and things that annoy us to no end. There will obviously be slightly explicit language, so don't read if it wil...

Everything, and I do mean everything. ©fxkmattyhealy

She went to this strict religious school; made the former bullies her best friends; laughed like a baby and acted as dumbly as a stupid. Once u take a step inside her sc...

The best story ever.

⚠️UNDER HEAVY EDITING⚠️ How much do you think your life can change within Twenty Four Hours? ~ Meet Emily Grayson: Funny, smart, sarcastic, pretty, and most especially k...

It's been almost a year since Greg and Wirt returned home from the Unknown. She, too, was returned to her family and had successfully turned everyone back to humans. It'...

⚠HUGE WARNING TO WHOEVER READS THIS!!!⚠ THIS IS T.R.A.S.H!! THE HOLIEST OF THE HOLY WOULD CUSS AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK!! Sorry about that, but just know, if somebody ha...

A one shot about Wirt seeing Beatrice again, except that Beatrice is a human, and Wirt's become a train wreck. Inspired by the song The Lightning Strikes (What If This S...

Just some of my thoughts

This is story about highschool life. Regina George and her group helped me make this so one of the characters is named after her! I hope you enjoy and comment if you wan...

A book with a little a bit of everything⁂ Btw.... I can't control some of the stuff i write so if you see something dumb. . . ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵒˡˡ ʷⁱᵗʰ ⁱᵗ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Couples therapy... but they aren't a couple? "I think it'll be a great way to pass time." "Isn't that kind of, evil?" "And?"

This is just going to be a rant thing.. For when I'm mad and I can't talk to anyone.