Pleasedonttakethisseriously Stories

You were a simple fast food worker, trying to pay the bills and help your mother get her medical treatment. You get hired by your local Jack In The Box. It's minimum wag...

It's about pee

I'm a creep and I'm a weirdo, always have, always will be. I hate my life, I hate society, I hate this world and everything it has to offer, but I don't hate chickens an...

You never thought you would fall for your best friend, but after all these years how could you not? Sid x Reader (if you happen to this i'm sorry this is just a joke pl...

hmmmmm smut 🥵😫😫

just a silly little Cookie Run Kingdom AU and Licorice x Oc :3 (also the story is told through Licorice Cookie's Journal Entries)

this was written as a joke don't take this seriously

the wacky and fun adventures of Eshobby L'ight Add Crow Way

omg totally not a fic there to make fun of 90% of sovreich fics i find on this godforsaken website despite not even being in the fandom anymore, wdym (/s)

"raven from that's so raven just walked into your backyard baby girl - Y/N please I just wanna study-" FULLY PLATONIC! MHA X FEM! READER MHA BELONGS TO KOHEI H...

don't ask Harry Potter's gone rouge what will happen? also his codename is Bob. also the cover is just a picture of Draco i really love. don't hate All characters and e...

Areilallaena, or Ari for short, is just your average girl. Until one day, she's not :0

This is some bullshit im tryna pull off at 3am, please bare with me. Credits to kiri for the idea, credits to moon for being moon. Art in the cover is done by me, rainy...

After meeting each other, the Once-ler and Golden Face find that they aren't so different from each other.

Okay, I had already posted this on ao3 once, but it got reposted on tumblr by an Otasune ao3 bot. That would have been fine if this wasn't a horrible crack fic and it wa...

I wrote this as a joke

Just a bunch of one shots that all of a sudden gets implanted in my smol brain.

dream was a #girlboss furry, and george was breedable (and submissive btw), it was only a matter of time before something happened between the two. from the one and only...

this is just a joke. #y/n

The juiciest, sexiest, wildest, kinkiest, wettest, gayest, nastiest, most well written erotica you will probably ever read ever in your life. You're fucking welcome you...