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Last published Thu, Nov 27, 2014
I confess, I'm a mid-twenties pseudo-adult with a short attention span and a penchant for self-deprecation.
The following stories are real and no names have been changed to protect anyone because really this is just me struggling with adulthood while trying to reign in an overactive imagination.
I'm trying to be funny, just go with it, okay?
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semiautobiographical
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