So apparently March is something called Insurance Fraud Awareness month in Canada. Which is amusing, because apparently there's a month for everything these days and there are only 12 months so there's gotta be some serious overlap. How do we know that it isn't also Cat Scratch Fever Awareness Month, or National Buy Goat Cheese Month or something? We don't. So this is just ridiculous. BUT ANYWAYS. Moving on.
Being that we are now supposed to be acutely aware of insurance fraud, I got to thinking about the kinds of incidents involving automobiles that probably wouldn't be covered by your insurance. You may get a good laugh out of your agent though, I guess.
Sneak attack, motherfuckers!
1. A band of rogue flying squirrels dive bomb your vehicle.
2. Someone fires off a series of turtles from a cannon into the side of your vehicle.
3. Your GPS told you to turn left. Into a moat legitimately filled with alligators. Wearing helmets. With lances.
4. Super Dave.
"Everything I touch turns to disaster!"
5. Accidentally hit 88mph and ended up in 1955.
Policy does not cover retroactivity.
6. You drive to the end of the rainbow. There is no pot of gold.
Just a crater. Full of bees?
How does this picture even exist?
7. You collided with a flaming beaver.
Highly volatile creatures, beavers.
8. Your car was a Transformer THE WHOLE TIME.
That's totally a coverage question, right?
9. Attempting to sail the Seven Seas by filling your Jetta with helium.
This can't end well. Unless by "well" you mean crashing into an inconveniently placed and never before seen fruit stand on your street. Where did those chickens come from anyway!?
10. Strange engine noises: discover a brood of pigeon/duck/pheasant (phuckeons?) hybrids nesting behind the radiator.
How the hell...?
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