Corn, Cows, and the Apocalypse

A witty tale of a small town girl's struggle to maintain her hard earned mediocrity even after the reckoning.

Between demon-ridden corpses trying to kill her, her mentor futilely trying to train her to be a hero, and her pathetically non-existent love life, Lenore has not been enjoying the end of days nearly as much as she hoped. If only she could meet a nice man, who treats her right, doesn't expect her to save the world, and isn't an incarnation of evil that threatens to extinguish the human race.
Or not.