"This is Jimmy the Card coming to you live from the end of the world. Cheer up, all you ungodly rejects, we are free from the anarchy that was civilization. So, take the nooses off your necks, and the barrels out of your mouths, and rejoice in the rebirth of the new world.
"In case you've been living under a rock, or just hiding in your house like a crazy cat lady, you should know that those saintly silver sonsabitches playing opossum in your yard are coming back...with a vengeance.
"Those conniving bastards are not, I repeat, not, coming to bless you, take you to heaven, or pander their religious beliefs to you. They are coming to kill you. So people of the Metro and anyone close enough to hear this broadcast: STOP TRYING TO INTERACT WITH THEM! They are bad. Run. Run away."
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Corn, Cows, and the Apocalypse
Science-FictionA witty tale of a small town girl's struggle to maintain her hard earned mediocrity even after the reckoning. Between demon-ridden corpses trying to kill her, her mentor futilely trying to train her to be a hero, and her pathetically non-existent l...
