𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛 || 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔

thirteen

Bakugou
I almost killed someone this morning.

Todoroki
that's a way to start a conversation.

Bakugou
Like I was so close to killing someone.

Todoroki
i'm not surprised.

Bakugou
It wasn't my fault they were being an annoying bitch tho.

Todoroki
so when someone annoys you your first thought is to kill them?

Bakugou
Fuck yes.

Todoroki
this is why i don't trust you in among us-

Bakugou
I don't even trust myself tf.

Todoroki
deadass?

Bakugou
Nah bitch, I trust myself more than I trust myself.

Todoroki
wait, what?

Bakugou
Can't you read?

Todoroki
i can but what you said makes no sense.

Bakugou
Did I ask?

Todoroki
do i care if you asked or not?

Bakugou
Tch. How's your shitty love life by the way? Any luck with your next victim?

Todoroki
i ain't a psychopath who locks people up in basements bakugou.

Bakugou
Never trust anyone.

Todoroki
anyways, i actually have a date with zuki.

Bakugou
Wait, when did that happen?

Todoroki
last week, i was going to ask you for a favor though.

Bakugou
I'm not showing you how to suck a dick.

Todoroki
i don't wish to suck one. i just wanted you to come along because i'm afraid of messing things up.

Bakugou
Hell no I'm not a third wheel.

Todoroki
i'll owe you a favor in return.

Bakugou

Todoroki
is that a yes?

Bakugou
What if you murder me?

Todoroki
i'm not going to murder you.

Bakugou
Ngl, I wouldn't mind if you did.

Todoroki
why?

Bakugou
Cause I'd come back and haunt you and make your life more miserable than it already is.

Todoroki
thank you for caring.

Bakugou
Fucking hell. I feel bad for Zuki.

Todoroki 
zuki? who's that again?

Bakugou
What the hell do you mean? The guy you've been talking to. You told me that was his name.

Todoroki
ah right, my bad, i'm half asleep.

Bakugou
Then go to sleep dumbass.

Todoroki
then is that a yes?

Bakugou
Whatever. When is this date of yours?

Todoroki
In a week.

Bakugou
Text me the details in the morning.

Todoroki
thank you bakugou.

Bakugou
Whatever. Night bitch.

Todoroki
night blondie.