𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛 || 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔

eight

Bakugou
You suck.

Todoroki
you swallow.

Bakugou
And you choke bastard!

Todoroki
it's kind of hard to choke on that small pp of yours 💀

Bakugou
Shut the hell up! Like you would know.

Todoroki
i do know- i have hidden cameras in your room. and whenever you ahem do your business i get a sight of that small pp of yours.

Bakugou
The fuck, you're a fucking creep.

Todoroki
i've heard that plenty of times from you.

Bakugou
Cause you are!

Todoroki
whatever, how's work?

Bakugou
Currently trying not to murder someone.

Todoroki
wait, you're texting me during work? shame on you.

Bakugou
Shut the hell up, no one even comes to buy coffee at this time.

Todoroki
either that or people don't like to go to the cafe because you're in it.

Bakugou
Ugh shut up.

Todoroki
i don't shut up, i grow up, and when i look at you i throw up.

Bakugou
Yeah and then your mom comes and eats it up.

Todoroki
i'm surprised you got that reference.

Bakugou
It's a classic movie, duh. Who wouldn't get that reference?

Todoroki
someone who doesn't watch classics.

Bakugou
You kidding me? Classic movies are the best.

Todoroki
have you seen heathers?

Bakugou
Ugh shut up heather.

Todoroki
i didn't see you as the type who saw heathers.

Bakugou
Tell anyone and I'll kill you.

Todoroki
alright heather chandler.

Bakugou
Got it JD.

Todoroki
oh, i'm JD now?

Bakugou
Definitely.

Todoroki
will you be my Veronica Swayer then?

Bakugou
Nah, I don't date psychopaths.

Todoroki
Don't be so sure of it.

Bakugou
Hah?

Todoroki
nada

Bakugou
Since when do you speak Spanish?

Todoroki
yo no hablo Español.

Bakugou
I don't have time for this.

Todoroki
and i don't have time for you.

Bakugou
Fuck you then.

Todoroki
like, do i go off myself or?

Bakugou
No dumbass.

Todoroki
My name isn't dumbass.

Bakugou
Hah?

Todoroki
my name is Alexander Hamilton.

Bakugou
You're so childish.

Todoroki
sort of.

Bakugou
Whatever I'm going back to work. See you loser.

Todoroki
see you heather.