𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛 || 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔

twelve

Todoroki
i have a very important question.

Bakugou
One that I'm not interested in answering cause it's probably going to be stupid as fuck.

Todoroki
yeah well if you know me you'll know that i don't care if you think my questions are stupid as fuck so i'm going to ask anyways.

Bakugou
Fucking hell.

Todoroki
do you pee in the shower?

Bakugou
This is a waste of time. Why are you even asking me that?

Todoroki
it's a serious question, answer it.

Bakugou
No that's fucking disgusting, I'd rather hold it in.

Todoroki
see i was afraid you did that.

Bakugou
Hah?

Todoroki
holding your urine for too long can weaken the bladder muscles over time, which can lead to problems such as incontinence and not being able to fully empty your bladder. it can also cause urinary tract infections due to bacteria build-up.

Bakugou
You've gotta be kidding me.

Todoroki
i'm not, it's why i'm worried. you shouldn't hold in your pee it's not healthy for you.

Bakugou
You seriously texted me during my work to ask me if I pee in the shower? I'm so close to beating your ass.

Todoroki
almost everyone i know holds in their pee.

Bakugou
Did you seriously go around asking everyone you know if they hold in their pee?

Todoroki
the only people i know are my sister, my brother,  you, and zuki.

Bakugou
And your dad?

Todoroki
we don't speak of him, i canceled him.

Bakugou
You hate him that much huh? Why not just murder him or something? That'll solve the problem.

Todoroki
yeah, i have major anxiety so i don't think spending many years in jail will help in that case.

Bakugou
If you hate a bitch just kill them, it's that easy.

Todoroki
it's frowned upon in all fifty states

Bakugou
Ugh, whatever. If I were president I'd allow murder.

Todoroki
vote no on murder

Bakugou
Vote yes on murder.

Todoroki
back to the pee question though

Bakugou
No I don't fucking pee in the shower.

Todoroki
everyone does it

Bakugou
Bitch do you have cameras in my restroom or something?

Todoroki
no i'd be scarred for life

Bakugou
You think your dad was scarred for life when he saw you for the first time?

Todoroki
most likely, would explain why he would beat my ass 😃

Bakugou
I know I shouldn't laugh but I am.

Todoroki
least i got you to laugh

Bakugou
Fuck, I gotta go. My boss keeps staring at me with a bitchy expression on their face.

Todoroki
alright i'm going to answer the door, max is knocking.

Bakugou
Who's Max again?

Todoroki
The pizza man.

Bakugou
Right, pineapple is still the best on pizza.

Todoroki
that's sus man
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