𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛 || 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔

two

Bakugou
Hey did you eat your pizza yet?

Todoroki
no, i accidentally dropped it before i could eat it.

Bakugou
You're a disgrace to humanity.

Todoroki
lol, i know. i ate it off the floor tho.

Bakugou
That's fucking gross.

Todoroki
it's five second rule.

Bakugou
That doesn't apply to my rules.

Todoroki
oh?-

Bakugou
Did you order it with pineapple?

Todoroki
no? why would i do that??

Bakugou
Um. Because pineapple on pizza is the fucking best.

Todoroki
that's gross- i wouldn't even dream of putting pineapple on a pizza.

Bakugou
Then maybe your just a picky eater you prick.

Todoroki
i don't think i am, y'know i normally just eat cold soba but it's too late for that,, i don't know any restaurant that sells soba that's open.

Bakugou
You know how fucking unhealthy that is?

Todoroki
sorta?? my health isn't important to me,, so it's fine.

Bakugou
Do you at least eat vegetables?

Todoroki
what's that???

Bakugou
Christ, you really are stupid aren't you?

Todoroki
define stupid.

Bakugou
You.

Todoroki
i don't think that's the definition of stupid, maybe you're the one who's stupid.

Bakugou
Oi. Watch it bastard.

Todoroki
i am watching it.

Bakugou
What exactly are you watching?

Todoroki
you, look behind you.

Bakugou
YOU ASSHOLE. YOU FREAKED ME OUT.

Todoroki
i didn't think you'd actually look-

Bakugou
You're a bastard!

Todoroki
a bastard who's trying to eat his food in peace but you keep interrupting him.

Bakugou
Oh. So you're a guy?

Todoroki
now who's assuming who's gender?

Bakugou
You just used male pronouns.

Todoroki
doesn't mean i'm a guy, i can be trans, bi gender. it's not nice to assume.

Bakugou
For fucks sake, just tell me are you a guy or not??

Todoroki
yeah i am, happy now? what's your gender?

Bakugou
I'm also a guy.

Todoroki
what's your name?

Bakugou
So you can ask me my name but I can't ask for yours??

Todoroki
it's just a question, you don't have to answer it if you don't wanna.

Bakugou
My name is Katsuki Bakugou asshole.

Todoroki
katsuki bakugou? that's a funny name.

Bakugou
Says the one who's too afraid to say their name.

Todoroki
....it's shoto todoroki.

Bakugou
What made you change your mind?

Todoroki
i figured that if i didn't tell you my name you'd just be pouting all night long.

Bakugou
WHO THE FUCK IS POUTING??!!

Todoroki
don't yell, your hurting my ears.

Bakugou
YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR ME!

Todoroki
idk don't be so sure dude, i could be under your bed.

Bakugou
......

Todoroki
you checked under your bed didn't you?

Bakugou
You're fucking creepy.

Todoroki
then why are you still texting me?

Bakugou
Because if I stop texting you now it'll mean I'm intimidated by you which I'm not.

Todoroki
that's some funny logic you got there buddy.

Bakugou
Better than yours.

Todoroki
aye, true.

Bakugou
Whatever. I'm going to sleep, later dumbass.

Todoroki
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