𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛 || 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔

four

Todoroki
i have a question.

Bakugou
Hah?

Todoroki
do you bite your toenails?

Bakugou
What kind of question is that?

Todoroki
a question, do you?

Bakugou
Why the hell do you want to know?

Todoroki
because i'm curious.

Bakugou
Well no. I don't that's fucking gross.

Todoroki
hm, do you pick your boogers then?

Bakugou
Oi. What kind of questions are you asking?

Todoroki
i want to get to know you better.

Bakugou
Well you're doing a poor job. Who even asks that?

Todoroki
i do? just answer the questions.

Bakugou
I don't pick my boogers alright? Do you pick your boogers?

Todoroki
only when people aren't watching.

Bakugou
There's a thing called napkins.

Todoroki
there's a thing called laziness.

Bakugou
You're saying you're too fucking lazy to get up and grab a napkin?

Todoroki
that's exactly what i'm saying, do you have a girlfriend?

Bakugou
No.

Todoroki
why?

Bakugou
Because woman are so annoying.

Todoroki
hm....only a few. do you have a boyfriend?

Bakugou
I'm straight.

Todoroki
you're not answering my question, i asked if you have a boyfriend not your sexual orientation.

Bakugou
No goddamnit. I don't have a boyfriend.

Todoroki
why not?

Bakugou
Because I'm straight!

Todoroki
you sure? it's okay if you're not.

Bakugou
Enough already. What about you?

Todoroki
what about me?

Bakugou
Do you have a boyfriend?

Todoroki
i used to but i broke up with him.

Bakugou
Tf, why?

Todoroki
he was too possessive and i didn't like that.

Bakugou
Why not? That shit is hot af.

Todoroki
o h

Todoroki
so you like someone completely dominating you?

Bakugou
No of course not! I was just joking.

Todoroki
it's okay if you're into that.

Bakugou
Into what?

Todoroki
the whole bdsm thing.

Bakugou
I'm not!

Todoroki
but you're a masochist?

Bakugou
Yes.

Bakugou
I mean no! Of course I'm not.

Todoroki
your gay is showing.

Bakugou
I'm not gay!

Todoroki
and i'm not sad all the time.

Bakugou
Ugh,
screw you.

Todoroki
i mean,,
i guess i could let you ride me? but i prefer to be on top tbh.

Bakugou
You're a disgusting pervert.

Todoroki
hey i'm not the one who gets turned on when someone slaps me.

Bakugou
I'm not a masochist! Forget it. I'm going to sleep.

Todoroki
you don't need to be shy about it, it's alright, i'm not one to judge ^^

Bakugou
You know what? I'm not going to waste my precious time on trash like you, I'm going to sleep.

Todoroki
awe okay, goodnight grouch.
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