Todoroki the pizza man, apparently he stalked some of the customers.
Bakugou Huh, that's not creepy at all.
Todoroki that customer was me.
Bakugou Wait, what the fuck are you talking about?
Todoroki remember when i told you i felt like someone was watching me? it was him, apparently i wasn't the only one.
Bakugou The fuck, I thought you were just paranoid. Was he arrested?
Todoroki idk, the way i found out was when i called to order a pizza and asked if max could deliver it since he's the only one who follows instructions by just leaving it at the door. and they told me he was fired then asked if he ever acted weird around me. so that's when i asked why they asked that.
Bakugou Least he didn't hurt you.
Todoroki i know you'd be sad if he did.
Bakugou Like I would actually give a shit.
Todoroki the fact you said "least he didn't hurt you" says otherwise. stop being so stubborn and just admit stuff sometimes, if you don't you'll never live your life fully.
Bakugou Ironic coming from someone who doesn't want to exactly "live his life."
Todoroki i made a decision as of yesterday night. i'm going to start living my life.
Bakugou What made you change your mind on that?
Todoroki well, a few things actually. i was thinking about it for a long time, i realized i didn't like the way i lived.
Bakugou Is that why you slept late?
Todoroki uh sure
Bakugou Why the hesitation bitch?
Todoroki why the attitude bitch?
Bakugou DONT CALL ME BITCH, BITCH.
Todoroki ✨bitch✨
Bakugou Cunt.
Todoroki that's a no no word.
Bakugou
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Todoroki i would but then you'd get triggered.
Bakugou Whatever. Anyways, does you living life mean you're no longer depressed or suicidal?
Todoroki not necessarily, i can live life and still be depressed about it.
Bakugou Hey, why exactly did you want to die? Also, have you ever actually tried it?
Todoroki why are you asking?
Bakugou Don't answer my question with another question.
Todoroki yes okay? to both, but id rather not talk about it.
Bakugou This is the first time you've ever said that. Normally you're always joking about your depression or suicidal tendencies, so why is it different this time?
Todoroki because i realized something, i always try to hide my pain with humor. i'm getting tired of it, if i'm not feeling good i want to express it and say it.
Bakugou Huh, you're still a pussy tho.
Todoroki and you're still a little bitch but you don't see me reminding you, do you?
Bakugou Yeah cause if you did you'd be buried deep beneath the ground.
Todoroki so you admit you're a little bitch?
Bakugou Go to hell.
Todoroki you're not denying it tho.
Bakugou Since I'm a little bitch let's see who'll help you with your date.
Todoroki i take it back.
Bakugou Fuck you, you can't just take it back. Beg for forgiveness.
Todoroki do you want me to get on my knees as well?
Bakugou Fuck yes.
Bakugou Actually no, you're perverted as fuck so you'll probably think wrong.
Todoroki it's a little too late for that. are you working tomorrow btw?
Bakugou Oh that? I got fired a week ago.
Todoroki oh, why am i not surprised.
Bakugou Why don't you try getting a job asshole?
Todoroki cause i'm not in need of one.
Bakugou Let me guess, your parents are rich so you live off of them.
Todoroki no, i make my own money.
Bakugou How the fuck?
Todoroki none of your business.
Bakugou Tell me stupid ass.
Todoroki it's rated r.
Bakugou You sell drugs?
Todoroki i mean, i did see how to sell drugs online fast so i have knowledge on that but no.
Bakugou Just tell me what the fuck you do.
Todoroki i have a website okay? brb i need to walk sardine.
Bakugou That little shit is still alive?
Todoroki she'll probably outlive you. anyways see you later blondie!
