𝙽𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛 || 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔

three

Bakugou
Hey loser.

Todoroki
oh, you again, i would've expected you to be long gone.

Bakugou
Yeah well you aren't getting rid of me that easily.

Todoroki
yeah i figured, what exactly do you want from me?

Bakugou
I don't expect anything from someone like you.

Todoroki
wait, do you have a crush on me? is that why you won't stop texting me?

Bakugou
Hell no! What made you come up with that idea?!

Todoroki
idk, it's just everyone who ever talks to me always wants something.

Bakugou
Yeah well I don't want you. There's no way in hell I'd ever fall in love with you, I have high standards you know.

Todoroki
right,,

Bakugou
Tch, what are you even doing?

Todoroki
laying down with my cat.

Bakugou
You have a cat?

Todoroki
mhm, his name is sardine.

Bakugou
What kind of name is sardine?

Todoroki
i found him near a trash can eating sardines that someone had thrown out, he got his name from there.

Bakugou
Ah I see. At least he doesn't have a person's name.

Todoroki
mhm, what are you doing?

Bakugou
Thinking.

Todoroki
you can do that?

Bakugou
Are you implying I'm stupid or something?

Todoroki
i don't know, i don't really trust people who eat pizza with pineapple.

Bakugou
Pineapple on pizza is the fucking best you bastard.

Todoroki
no it's not

Bakugou
Yes it is.

Todoroki
no it's not.