A/n: have some vine references bc I just found them incredibly hilarious in my mind.
If you know every single one of them, then we're best friends now.
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Y/n: Hey Yuuji, you want anything to eat?
Sukuna, inside his head: The souls of the innocent!
Yuuji: A bagel.
Sukuna: Noooooo!
Yuuji: Two bagels.
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Gojo: Hey, how much money do you have?
Y/n: 69 cents...
Gojo, grinning: Ah! You know what that means!
Y/n, holding back tears: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets...
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Y/n, gasps: Yuuji, is that a weed!?
Yuuji, holding Sukuna's finger: No, this is a cursed-
Y/n: I'm calling the police!
Y/n punches the digits into the microwave while Yuuji stares in confusion.
Microwave: 911, what's your emergency?
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Y/n: Alright, what y'all got for number 12?
Fushiguro: I got 18
Kugisaki: I got 9.5
Yuuji, confused: I got Abraham Lincoln
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Gojo, while ripping away a paper on the board: There's only one thing worse than a rapist. Boom.
Sayato and Sukuna: A child.
Y/n and Yuuji: no!
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Y/n, 5y/o, first time seeing Sayato: Mommy?
Sayato, checking her horns and fangs: Do I look like-!?
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Sukuna, popping out on Yuuji's face: Aaah!
Yuuji, getting scared: Stop! I could've dropped my croissants!
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Nanami, playing a keyboard: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book
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Y/n, singing: bring the beat in!
Sukuna, running in with a beet: Anything for you, my bride!
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Y/n, trying to fight against a curse: Throw me my sword!
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Vessel // Jujutsu Kaisen x reader
FanfictionItadori Yuuji and L/n Y/n both suffer from the main character syndrome. That's also the reason they both get dragged into the world of curses and jujutsu, at different times of their lifes. Follow those two friends as they strive to survive in this...
