Two Days Later. . .

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Peppermint Bitch

I pulled an all-nighter, it should be up now. You can pick the next topic, we'll record Tuesday.

Bakugou Katsuki

Would you rather, I got some good ones

See your dumb ass tues

Peppermint Bitch

I'll be waiting.

Read yesterday

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"Hey Bakugou, we're sitting with Izuku and Iida for lunch today," Kirishima said while patting Bakugou's back from behind him.

"Do I have to sit with Deku? He's your boyfriend," Bakugou argued.

"And I'm not letting you sit alone just come on, you don't have to talk to anyone."

"You're lucky I'm in a good mood today."

"I could not tell, but I'll take your word for it."

"Dumb shitty hair."

"Oh hey Mina, WAIT! This isn't your lunch break," Kirishima said as he sat down with a grumpy Bakugou in tow.

"Yes idiot, I know, I have something to show you, dummies," Mina flipped out her phone and placed it on the table so mostly everyone could see. "As you know I have a few online friends, and one is obsessed with podcasts- I don't get why, however, not the point- she found one, it only has one episode but she said I would like it if it found it. And I love it, it's just two people talking for about forty minutes. Just listen!"

Mina unpaused the audio and just looked at her phone smiling, then two voices filled the air.

"Ah yes, you are mad because there wasn't a 'girl' version of a toy you wanted for your daughter. Fuck you."

"Who in their right mind would do that shit, it's not only sexist but just plain dumb. She's probably one of those people who say death to all men."

"I'm sorry for the goddamn daughter, I hope she busts her mother's skull in for not getting her that toy."

"Ace, that's called homicide. It's illegal."

"Did I fucking stutter?"

"Yo- *chuckle* you can't-t- *laugh* stop looking at me like that *loud bang* *louder laughs*."

"How am I look- *quite giggle* how do I stop looking at you?"

"I DON'T KNOW! *loud laughs and banging*."

"I think it's blinking *laughing*."

Mina paused and the video then looked at the four judges with a gleam in her eyes, "So, what do you think?"

"They are quite ill mouthed and rather violent," Iida informed, adjusting his glasses.

"Of course you think that but on a comedy level, would you listen to a full episode, this one was on bad Yelp reviews." Mina was looking at Midoriya, Kirishima, and Bakugou.

"I definitely would, it's manly, what are they called anyway?" Eijiro asked, taking the phone in his hand.

"They call themselves 'Don't Get Mad', but no one knows their real names, one goes by 'King' the other 'Ace'."

"When is their next episode? I wouldn't mind listening in on it." Midoriya queried, leaning on Eijiro to look at the phone as well.

"They haven't said about an official schedule, but I'll be there when there is," Mina grabbed her phone back, "what do you think Baku-hoe?"

Bakugou had two things on his mind; one being Todoroki was a miracle worker, he didn't notice how Shouto completely changed his normal speech to sound like a different person, and Katsuki did the same without knowing. And the other one, he can't give his own masterpiece praise, it would be suspicious.

"Nothing special, I could do better than those two dimwits," Katsuki probably could not, but no one is going to fact check him anytime soon.

"I thought you would say that," Mina before standing up. "I got to go before a teacher catches me, bye."

Katsuki pulled out his phone.

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Bakugou Katsuki

Bubblegum bitch already found the podcast

You acted really fucking different you know

Peppermint Bitch

That was rather quick, but it is Mina so I'm not too surprised.

And I was fully aware of how I was acting, I have to keep my identity a secret.

I'm guessing you didn't know how you acted to match my personality.

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Always on read, can't he reply one in his life. Todoroki thought as he waited at the gates for his friends.

"Todoroki-Kun!" Midoriya cheered down the hall to catch his attention, it did work when he turned around and waved to them.

"Good afternoon, what is the plan today?" Todoroki asked when they caught up to him.

"Pine Hill Mall, it's not too far, we're doing a mega-squad meeting because Mina has something to show us," Uraraka answered from ahead with Asui.

"I think I know what it is, she showed us during lunch, it's a funny podcast," Midoriya added from beside Todoroki.

"It was ill mouthed and violent, but quite unique if I say," Iida somewhat agreed from the other side of Todoroki.

"Well if Iida says it's unique it got to be good I can't wait to hear it!" Uraraka said.

"Just going to skip the 'ill mouthed and violent' part?" Tsu asked.

"Of course," Uraraka started to skip a bit but kept pace with everyone. "Now can we hurry up, I want to see this podcast!"

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