Not A Bad Idea

Don't Be Suspicious

"Last week of hell until freedom," Uraraka sighed as she sat down at her desk. "I was up way too late chatting with Mina."

"Good morning," Iida greeted as he straightened out his notebook.

"Mornin'," Tsuyu yawned, head laying down on crossed arms. "No luck, huh?"

"They are the most confusing people separately," Ochaco used her hands to prove her point. "Why did we ever think they make any more sense when we shove them together?"

"We put too much hope, it's just krama at this point," Tsuyu mumbled. "Maybe we should just wait, they'll tell us someday."

"Tell who what?" Todoroki asked, holding a container in front of him.

"Good morning Todoroki," Iida greeted. "They're looking too much into other people's love lives, nothing new."

"Who's the poor suspect this time?" Shouto asked, sitting at Kirishima's desk.

"Try and guess?" Uraraka said, slightly angry at the other's obliviousness.

"It could be anyone, including fictional characters," Shouto asked in confusion. "Can I at least get a hint?"

"What's in the box?" Asui pointed to the container, skillfully changing the topic.

"I made too many cookies, thought you guys might want some."

"What flavour?"

"He doesn't even know," Katsuki scoffed from the other side of the classroom. "Don't even try with that dumbass."

"I was going to offer you some, but I might revoke that invitation," Todoroki snarked as he handed the box to Ochaco who chucked the lid at Iida's face by accident.

"Nah, nah, nah. I dealt with your sleep-deprived ass, snarking, violent, and overall smooth brain comments," Bakugou listed off as he walked over.

"Saying you're any different."

"How about this, if you don't, I'll send you rule 34 Air Bud pictures?"

"What!?" Kaminari shrieked, the Baku-Squad was eavesdropping. "Isn't that a movie about dogs!?"

"You're bluffing?" Shouto said in disbelief.

"You do know what rule 34 is right? Nothing is safe," Bakugou didn't back down. "Now can I have a cookie?"

Shouto glared at Bakugou. "You're a little shit you know that?"

"Yeah, no one will let me forget."

"Fine," Todoroki sighed.

"Oh, the flattery," Katsuki fanned him like he was blushing and grabbed about three of the pastries from the box. "Thanks for the snack, darling," Bakugou ruffled Shouto's hair for added annoyance (and because it was really soft and fluffy but he'll take that to his grave).

As Bakugou walked back to his group of friends he took a bite of the cookie, they stared at him wide-eyed.

"What?" He asked around a mouthful of food.

Mina looked like she was shaking, at this point.

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"So Tsu and I were thinking of calling off this whole ass goose chase," Uraraka explained at lunch to Sero and Ashido. "But then, what I like to call, the 'Cookie Incident' I've blown that all out of the water. I just want to know what they're doing."