Not A Bad Idea

Episode Seven: Don't Get Mad Over Halloween

"You got here fine, I was going to send you a text, then remembered I wouldn't get a text back," Todoroki said bitterly as he opened the front door.

"I've been here like five times, if I didn't know my way to this hell hole, that would be a problem." Bakugou walked in and took off his shoes, then made his way to the stairs. "I brought us some candy, to get in the Halloween theme."

"The spooky spirit, if you will."

"I will drive a stake through your heart."

"Don't have one."

"Why are you like this with only me?"

"It's. . . nice, I guess."

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"I found out Halloween is quite odd if you take it away from the day," Shouto noted as he turned on the mics.

"Well, save it for the podcast pretty boy," Katsuki joked, spinning in the chair.

"I would rather be called 'Sugar Daddy'."

"What the fuck?! Hell n-" Katsuki stopped to see Shouto holding a candy that read 'Sugar Daddy'. "That's not fucking funny, you asshole."

"I, personally, find it hilarious."

"You're not even laughing."

"You are mistaken, I'm on the floor howling in laughter."

"You have the audacity to say that with a straight face."

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"Can everyone stop," Katsuki stood up, walked away from the mics and cupped his in front of his mouth, "BEING HORNY! LEAVE SHIT ALONE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANOTHER SEXY CHILDRENS CARTOON CHARACTER, OH SKIE ME DEAD NOW!"

"We're going to get a noise complaint," Shouto said between fits of giggles and laughs. "You're not wrong though."

"OF COURSE I'M NOT!"

"Sit back down before someone hears you crying to the pits of hell."

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"What do you want this time?" Shouto asked as he took out his phone.

"Pumpkin spice lattes and bacon melts, from Tims," Katsuki had an evil smile.

"I'd you rather pull my tongue out with pillars," Shouto still made the order because it was part of the deal. "At least you got the sandwich to balance it."

"I was debating it, but decided to give you some mercy."

"Oh, how grateful am I that you aren't completely a dick."

"You better, I could be a whole of a lot worse."

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"You barely drank your latte, how come?" Katsuki teased

"Usually jerking off." Shouto shot back with a smug grin.

"I- you- asshole- fuck you-," Katsuki stuttered, a light pink dusting his cheeks. "I will wipe that smile off your face," Katsuki challenged.

"I'd like to see you try," Shouto met his challenge, unwavering.

"You have no shame do you."

"It got replaced by dark humour long ago."

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"I got to go now, the old hag wants me back before dinner," Katsuki said without looking up from his phone.

"That's good, I gotta make it look like this isn't a hideout for one of my father's worst nightmares," Shouto stretched his back out with a yawn. "Influential people on the internet."

"Why isn't he here anyway, doesn't he need sleep?" Katsuki forgot to not ask Shouto about his father, but he doesn't seem to mind.

"He has a bigger house closer to his business, he comes here to remind me I'm a masterpiece only to be used to help the corporation climb the rankings."

"I'll bitch slap his ass for you."

"I think watching us succeed would be better than any bitch slap you could do."

"I guess you're right, see ya Monday Todoroki."

"See ya then ruby."

"Ruby?"

"Your eyes, they look like rubies. I won't call you that if you don't want me to."

"I don't mind, I'm not going to tell what the fuck to with your life," Katsuki said before taking his leave.

Shouto felt there was another meaning to that, he'll have to ask one of these days.