Old shit

The bread store

Richard: welcome to the custard facility. We sell custards, we sell infections. We got custard on deck, custard on the floor.
T o a s t
Walten: bro stfu. Listen, I just need a cure and a normal custard.
Richard: we don't have either of those, you can get shadow custard or an infected custard-
Walten: wtf is shadow? Take that shit out.
Richard: it's shadow custard.
Walten: idc if it's custard.
Richard: swear on yo fucking, yeezees. If you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
Walten: you tryna be on world star?
Richard: what, you gonna record it?
Walten: ye. I got my night vision camera, on.
Noo Noo: what's the fuckin situaaaation
Walten: wtf do you want?
Noo Noo: I'm the motherfuckin manager
Walten: at the custard facility?
Noo Noo: CUSTARD
Walten: tell him *points at Richard* to take the motherfuckin shadows out the custard
Noo Noo: ima need ya to shut that bullshit up, chief. We can't take shit out the custard.
Walten: why put it in in the first place? I know y'all smokin that pack.
Noo Noo: we got toast, non infected-
Walten: fuck infections.
Richard: it's non infected, you want the infection or nah?
Walten: hell no. You better take that infection out the damn shit.
Noo Noo: look, we got pink custard, non infected, tubby toast, non infected, danganronpa blood-
Walten: fuck all that.
Noo Noo: w u t
Walten: bitch ass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Noo Noo: Florida-
Walten: I knew it.
Richard: look, you can either take this y e a s t, or I'm calling the p o l i c e.
Walten: I'm goin w e a s t.
Noo Noo: nah, don't call the police I got a warrant.
Walten: honestly, fuck y'all. I ain't ever seen anyone act like this over custard.
Noo Noo: wtf are you saying
Walten: all I'm sayin is fuck yalls custard, fuck the infection, and fuck them toast.
Richard: the toast aren't infected-
Walten: I'll take those.
Richard: ok, that's gonna be five-
Walten: nah, fuck that, I ain't payin.
Richard and Noo Noo: .
Walten: *leaves*