Kukkï: *being abused by soldiers* :(
Richard: Ok, it's Richard..
Kukkï: ?
Richard: .. And I'm your father, and I make you custard. *holding a bowl of custard*
Kukkï: .. What the fuck, Richard?-
Richard: You are my child. Now, eat some custard. *gives Kukkï the custard*
Kukkï: Richard- *drinks some of the custard* -You're not my father.. But this custard, is to DIE for.
Epic music starts playing
Richard: 😎👌
YOU ARE READING
Old shit
HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
