Walten: haha what a wimp. Wow, it's cold up here-
Yeti: hello motherfucker.
Walten: OH-
(Yeti knocks out Walten)
(Later)
Walten: *wakes up*
Robot (I forgot it's name): hey
Walten: oh hi
Robot: uhhh you're gonna die
Walten: thats nice. Now tell me where my camera is.
Robot: ... It's somewhere on a lake.
Walten: nice. Ok, cya.
Robot: but if I don't kill you, young master will kill me.
Walten: then come with me.
Robot: n o.
Walten: ... Ok your loss *walks away*
(One life and death moment later)
Walten: yay my camera!
(Later)
Walten: hmmm how do I open this gate? *notices a crowbar* wow a conveniently placed crowbar. Guessing it'll open the gate
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(The gate opens)
Walten: .... Oh it actually worked-
(Later at the outskirts)
Walten: ooooo fire
Laa Laa: I'm so brocken 😭😭😭😭
Walten: oh god not her-
Laa Laa: who's there?? Are you here to help me turn into an angel devil fox wolf cat hybrid?? 😭😭😭😭
Walten: uhhhh no-
Laa Laa: ... wow. I can't believe you. You made me so brocken. Maybe next time you shouldn't assume someone isn't depressed and maybe you would've prevented this from happening.
Walten: yeah I'm just gonna go-
(Later)
Walten: ok I collected all the custards. Now it's time to head to-
Laa Laa: AAAAA HELP I FEEL PAIN
Walten: uh-
Laa Laa: THIS IS SERIOUS PLEASE HELP ME
Walten: how tf did you even get over here-
Laa Laa: HELP-
Walten: *epicly kills Laa Laa*
Laa Laa: *ded*
Walten: ... *congas away*
(At the entrance of the satellite station)
Walten: well would ya look at that. Another fucking puzzle 😸
(After completing the puzzle)
Walten: ok that took a while *walks into the station*
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Old shit
HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
