more john mulaney quotes

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Ghost Girl: EVER SEEN A GHOST?? >:D
Guardian: AAAAA-

Ron, explaining the attack with Dipsy: I was over one the bench-
I was over on the bench-
I was over on the bench-
I was over on the bench-
I was sittin' over on the bench-
I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH-

Po, making custard for everyone: I made a salad with crasins! :D

Richard talking to Miles (he'd say this as a joke): hello, I'm Tip Mulaney. I'm your father.

Miles talking about Guardian: but sometimes he would be gay...

Miles insulting Guardian: ever been to a goddamn zoo??

Richard trying to justify shooting Dutch: I used to smoke craack!
Miles: ಠ╭╮ಠ

Guardian during quarantine: what's yesterday?-

Noo Noo: SHUT UP, YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Streak smarts!
Shadow: .... Poof.

Conor talking about how Gary and Hajime Hinata from Danganronpa could be friends: BOOM! Orange juice!
Richard about to insult him: that's life-

Richard watching the lab explode and Guardian starts crying: now I've thrown him off his rhythm.

The infecteds protesting Noo Noo: GIVE US SOME MONEH-

Guardian after killing Announcer: stay down on the ground! STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND, YOU MOTHERFUCKER-

Laa Laa overthinking: do my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep??

Po being short asf: well why don't we just tell our relatives that I'm a 4 year old boy?

Dutch after someone hurt Conor: hey! Do you want me to kill that guy for you??

Gary: I am now gross... -_-

Guardian trying to find out why shit's gone bad: and what this??
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Realizes it's the custard: PEPPA!!

Lenny losing it: I'm putting wires into a board with holes... To move the voices around :)

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