Infected Conor AU
Noo Noo and Richard: *talking*
Conor: guys! :D
Noo Noo and Richard: ...
Conor: I'm getting another phase for my infected state! :3
Richard: oh my god, no one cares.
Conor: ... But-
Richard: shut up.
Conor: it'll-
Richard: no.
Conor: the-
Richard: stop.
Conor: bes-
Richard: no one CARES!
Noo Noo: stop getting updates on your AU already!
Conor: I-
Noo Noo: NO!
Conor: ...
Noo Noo: ...
Richard: cactus.
Conor: ... *looks at Imposter* Imposter, help, I'm being bullied!
Imposter: Conor.
Conor: ye?
Imposter: .. Shuddap.
Conor: ... Huh?-
Richard: Conor, just listen to Impussy and leave.
Conor: "Impussy"?
Noo Noo: just go.
Conor: ... I'm telling Ninja that you bullied me!
Richard: he doesn't care.
Conor: yes he does!
Scythe Tubby: *exists* no, I don't.
Conor: ... *hic* ... You guys are mean! You're all just a load of cacti! I hate you!... All of you! I... I hate you all!
Noo Noo: ... Salt.
Imposter: triggered.
Conor: I'm gonna expose you all on Drama Alert!
Richard: do it then, bitch...
Conor: I will! *walks away* >:"(
Scythe Tubby: *distant* cactus!
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HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
