Shadow Tubby and Scythe Tubby are walking down a hallway. They are then confronted by a door dun dun duuunnnn.
Shadow Tubby: *opens the door* open sesameee! *giggles*
The two then encounter a dark teal fur colored tubby.
???: ... *glares at Shadow and Scythe*
Shadow Tubby: DESPAIR TUBBY! :D
Despair Tubby: ...
Shadow: shut uuup, it's really you!!
Despair Tubby: ...
Shadow Tubby: OMGGGG!! This is... Awesooome!!
Despair Tubby: ....
Shadow Tubby: KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS QUEEN!!
Despair Tubby: ...
Shadow Tubby: Gah! I'm such a big fan! Not to sound all "stuckery", but can I get a hug??...
Despair Tubby: ...
Shadow Tubby: ... *starts Junko posing*
Scythe Tubby: um.. Shadow..? Seems like she may be a little.. Dangerous...
Shadow Tubby: Yeah, I know! Duh, dangerously kick-ass, dangerously gorgeous!
Scythe Tubby: that's not really what I meant...
Shadow Tubby: .. Fat, stupid, ugly people need to shut up.
Scythe Tubby: ah.. "Fat", "stupid", "ugly".. That's me in a nutshell!
Shadow Tubby: ANYWAYS...
Despair Tubby: ...
Shadow Tubby: Despair Tubby, good miss, pleasure to meet ya. I'm Shadow Tubby from the 78th class... this may sound weird, but you've been on my mind a lot lately! The muckety-mucks have you scrolled away down here like a third world quarantine baby so not your style, pretty girl.. I mean, look at this! You're virtually oozing with potential! So, like, saayyy.. *giggles*
Despair Tubby: ...
Shadow Tubby: death put comforting like a thief in the night, LEAVING THE WORLD TO WATCH IN DESPAI- (I'm sorry if that's not what Junko said, I couldn't hear it clearly-)
Despair Tubby: *steps on Shadow*
Shadow Tubby: *knocked out*
Scythe Tubby: Shadow!... *pulls out a scythe* YOU SON OF A- *runs at Despair*
Despair Tubby: *pokes Scythe*
Scythe Tubby: *flies across the room* !- *hits a wall and falls unconscious*
Despair Tubby: ... How boring..
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Old shit
HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
