Anne and Miles were at a station
Anne: oh fuck I finally understand what its like to be pregnant
Miles: need to sit down?
Anne: mhm *sits*
Miles: ight I'm gonna go further, you good?
Anne: ye
Miles: swag *leaves*
Miles: oh look a console. I'm gonna call my guys
Meanwhile
Lenny: we can't get in contact with the captain or his husband :I
Dutch: fuck, guess ill go check it out. You and Guardian have a discussion about the infection *leaves*
Guardian: *still spaced out*
Lenny: hey Snowball
Guardian: ... Wait what?
Lenny: wanna talk about Jesus?
Guardian: ... No-
Later
Abandoned fortress
Dutch: heeyyy? Captain? Soldiers? Brother?
Everyone is dead
Dutch: holy sh-
Upstairs
Dutch: ! D:
Finn: x_x
Dutch: BRODER
*cough* *hag*
Dutch: oh hell nah-
Dutch: *approaches sick person* wait-
Richard: *cough* *cough*
Dutch: captain?
Richard: oh hey
Dutch: what the hell happened?
Richard: they all died
Dutch: ... Yeah no shit-
Richard: a ton of armless monsters attacked and are heading towards the base
Dutch: ... You couldn't kill a ton of armless monsters?
Richard: They were all dumb, I killed a monster with arms and spikes all over it
Dutch: o wow, show off
Richard: haha
Dutch: anyways we need to get back to the base
Richard: k
Not even 5 seconds later
Richard: sike bitch *aims gun at Dutch*
Dutch: WAIT-
Pew
YOU ARE READING
Old shit
HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
