Walten: oh shit everyone's dead
Ron: NO, THAT'S WRONG!
Walten: oh hey.
Ron: hey.
Walten: tell me how to get help.
Ron: grab a card and go to a room or some shit.
Walten: thanks.
Ron: no problem. Oh by the way- and he's already gone.
Dipsy: huh. That sucks.
Ron: yep... Hold up-
(Meanwhile)
Walten: radadadadada-
Ron: AAAAAAAAA
Walten: oh-
Tinky Winky: hiiii
Walten: oh no-
Po: Where are my nuggets
Walten: pls stop I don't wanna relive my past sins-
Laa Laa: I'M SO BROCKEN 😭😭😭⛓⛓⛓🔫🔫🔫🔪🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔💔
Walten: fuck fuck fuck fuck
(Later)
Walten: my god finally I got the keycard. Now time to get back to Ron
Ron: I'm super dead.
Walten: ... Oh my...
Dipsy: yeah, ikr..
Walten: damn... Wait- NOOOO *runs away*
Dipsy: dammit- COME BACK HERE *chases Walten*
(Lots of running later)
Walten: *uses his ability to jump*
Dipsy: *forgets how to jump* oh shi- *epicly explodes*
Walten: ... Hey, uh... Mind if I borrow your chainsaw?
Dipsy: ...
Walten: thanks *picks up Dipsy's chainsaw and walks away*
(Later..)
Walten: *congas into the room* ayayayaya
Noo Noo: sup biitch
Walten: Noo Noo there's an infec-
Noo Noo: I know.
Walten: .... Are we gonna do something about it?
Noo Noo: no. I caused it, after all.
Walten: ... BI-
Noo Noo: now fight my powerful robot.
Walten: but I don-
Announcer: YA READY TO FUCKING DIE??
Walten: NU- I'M A BAD BISH YA CAN'T KILL ME-
(one long boss battle later.)
Walten: wow finally. Now it's time to contact the military.
(After contacting the military)
Noo Noo: damn. Oh well, fight her then *points at Po*
Walten: wha-
Po: HEYYY!! CUE MY EPIC AND VERY OVERRATED BATTLE THEME!!!
*Run away intensifies*
Walten: uh-
(Another long boss battle later)
Walten: sorry not sorry. *walks over to Noo Noo*
Noo Noo: whatever. At least the infection is spreading as fast as despair 😾
Walten: well guess what. I'm Makoto Naegi baby.
Noo Noo: *gasps* ... No.... NO!!... NOOOOOO-
Walten: *epicly kills Noo Noo*
(The military finally arrives)
Walten: hey
Miles: hey
Conor: *gasps*
Walten: fuck I forgot you were a part of the military-
Newborns: hey sisters
Walten: fuck no
(The end I guess)
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Old shit
HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
