Richard: the question is.. Who here does the best impression of Sgt. Miles? You will be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair. Everyone will preform the same scenario: Sgt. Miles eating a marshmellow... For the very first time. LET THE MILES OFF BEGIN!
Dutch: *observing his marshmellow* what is this glutinous monstrosity before me..?
Finn: *eating his marshmellow* the sugar in this is quite sweet..
Lenny: *eating his marshmellow* *happy noises*
Richard: ... That's your Miles impression?
Lenny: I can hear him doing that!
Anne: *observing her marshmellow* looks... Like a sticky pillow...
Guardian: I don't care for it... Classical music.
Everyone: *starts laughing*
Miles: what's going on here? What are you doing?
Richard: Sergeant! Hey.. Nothing, just.. Eating some marshmellows, care for one? *offers Miles a marshmellow*
Miles: "Marshed mellow"? *takes the marshmellow from Richard and eats it* ... *happy noises*
Lenny: I KNEW IT-
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HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
