Walten: Richard, I'm here to stop you!
Richard: *wasn't facing Walten* People don't typically know this, but I am an absolute master of disguise!
Walten: whu-
Richard: *faces Walten* Hello, my name is Chuck Fuck, I am from Kansas City and I love tortellini. *he has a poorly drawn fake mustache on his face*
Walten: ... *starts walking away* fuck this.
Richard: No, no, no, no, no, wait! I promise it was just a disguise! I'm just really good at it!
Walten: *starts running*
Richard: No, no, where are you going?? You've barely touched your strawberry pie!!
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Old shit
HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
