Lenny: I asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work. And he... Kinda got a little angry. So, I admit... I kinda got a little angry.
Guardian: ... Did you kill him?
Lenny: what kinda fuckin animal do ya take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
Guardian: aww fuck..
Lenny: but I did kidnap his wife! *opening up the trunk of a nearby car*
Guardian: OOOH NO-
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HumorYeh I'm planning on shoving my old stuff in here, so the old ship shit is getting put in here as well
