Gary: So, I tried playing the kazoo on a Discord's Got Talent show, and uh.. This happened:
Gary: BONJOUR THERE, JUDGES!! Have you ever melted some crayons in a microwave and then inhaled the fumes before?
Richard, Po, Shadow, White, and Scythe: ...
White Scythe: What the fuck-
Gary: honestly, you should just let me win. Right now. PLEASE. My-my family got kidnapped by gorillas. I need the money to save them.
Po: I-
Gary: PLEASE. PLEASE!
Po: ok, nice. Uh- play the kazoo.
Gary: alright, please. I need the- I need the money for my family that got kidnapped by gorillas.
White Scythe: WHAT THE FUCK?? *laughing her ass off*
Gary: *starts playing the kazoo very poorly*
Richard: *laughing his ass off*
Gary: THE GORILLAS ARE COMING FOR MY KNEE CAPS *more kazoo noises*
Po: *starts laughing*
Gary: THE GORILLAS- OH- THEY- *painful kazoo noises*
Scythe Tubby: *starts crying*
Gary: Please! PLEASE!
Po: this is the only comedy act that has made me laugh so far, so you know what Gary, props to you. Props to you.
Gary: than- than- this isn't comedy, this is real life! HOW DARE YOU!
Po: Oh-
Gary: HOW DARE YOU??
Po: I'M SO SORRY-
Gary: HOW DARE YOU??
Shadow Tubby: *screams*
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