Slendytubbies as John Mulaney quotes

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Laa Laa: hey, you could pour soup on my lap, and I'd probably apologize to YOU!

Shadow Tubby: I'll keep all my emotions here, and then one die I'll die.

White Scythe: CAUSE THERE'S A PSYCHOPATH. .. LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL WARD... *points at Scythe*
Scythe Tubby: *cradling Whistle in his arms after committing a mass homicide*
Whistle: :D

Po: I am very small... And I have no money... *lowers head* so you can probably imagine the kind of stress that I am under...

Tinky Winky: and without looking up at me, my father like figure just said:
Noo Noo: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Richard talking about the time the military started questioning him about shooting Dutch: and then I said "no"... You know, like a liar.

Shadow Tubby: IT'S TIME FOR STARTING THE INFECTION WITH MY BEST FREN-
Noo Noo: SHUT UP, YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Shadow Tubby: best buds!

Noo Noo: a hundred... Drunk... White children.. Yelling:
Newborns: Fuck da police!!

Conor after being asked what he and Richard were doing in his room together: NOW WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO UNPACK ALL OF THAT!!

Miles: because we're the military, and life is a fucking nightmare!

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