Doflamingo x Reader {One Shots}

Stripper!Doflamingo x Reader AU

"Are you ready yet (Y/n)!? We're leaving with or without you so get your ass down here!" That would be Nami, maybe I should get stay up here and skip the night she had planned for me, it might be safer.

I'm not even sure why we needed to celebrate my nineteenth birthday at bar but apparently Nami was paying and that only happened once in a blue moon. "I'm coming, why the hell do we need to go to a bar anyways? If you want to get me drunk, we can always stay home where I can't make a fool out of myself"

"Because today you are officially allowed to drink so we're taking you out to celebrate. Don't worry you'll have a great time (Y/n) trust me~ Let's move out girls!"

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We had taken a cab to this 'bar' but as we stood in line a realized at this just wasn't any bar. Oh no it was the only bar in town that had a strip club inside it. "ID" Taking out my driver's license quickly handed it out to the bouncer before he stepped aside and allowed me into the club. "Come on (Y/n) order anything you like" I ordered a simple cocktail while Nami was knocking back shots beside me, damn girl could drink but I knew there was a possibility that I'd be holding her hair back at the end of the night. "Why are we at a strip club Nami?"

"Live a little bit (Y/n)! I even bought you a private dance with the top male dancer in the club" Did she just say she bought me a dance with a stripper? "Hahaha. Very funny Nami" When the girl repeated her sentence I could only stare at my drink in disbelief until I felt a hand brush past the back of my neck. "You must be (Y/n)~"

A male's voice reached my ears as the seat next to mine was taken but I was almost afraid to look up. "Have fun (Y/n)~ I paid for three hours so you better make (Y/n)'s night incredible!" Who the hell gives their friend a stripper for the night? What even kind of dancer was this- Oh, fuck he wasn't wearing a shirt. "She's in good hands~ Shall we my dear?" His hand was held out to me as I watched Nami retreat towards the other girls who arrived with us. "What kind of dancer are you..."

"Call me Doffy~ As for what kind of dancer I am... I don't really have a set title but I can give a hell of a lap dance. Fufufu. It's up to you (Y/n)~" This guy's confidence level was through the roof but it was charming in a way. I knew Nami was the type of person to make sure her money wasn't wasted so against my better judgment I downed my cocktail before I took Doffy's hand and followed him to a private room.

"I'm quite the pole dancer as well (Y/n) so let's start this off slow we have three whole hours together after all~ What should I take off first?" Was this man really going to start stripping for me? Fuck it, hopefully with enough alcohol I wouldn't even remember tonight. Taking a seat in the lone chair I watched as Doffy started to grip the metal pole as his eyes remained on me. "How about those sunglasses?"

"Nope~ These stay on though if you're lucky I'll strip everything else just for you" This man was smooth but damn was he stirring up something within me. "Your drink Miss" As a new drink was placed in my hands the room went dark as the show began.

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A Few Hours Later...

I don't know how many drinks I had though the room had definitely started to spin. Doffy was now dancing around me as a pink boa was placed around my neck. "Are you feeling okay (Y/n), should I stop or are you ready for a lap dance?" My eyes shifted to the clock as I tried to remember when I had gotten here but everything was getting fuzzy.

"You don't look so good darling... wait here" Doffy was gone for what felt like hours though as the door swung open, I could see a flash of pink as a cup was held to my lips. "Drink this darling it was help you sober up. I couldn't find your friends (Y/n), you can come home with me. My shifts over anyways, would you like that?" The drink he offered me turned out to be a smoothie which I sipped on while he texted someone on his phone. "W-Why sh-should I go home with you?"

"Because your friends are gone and no one else will babysit you. Let's go" Before I could protest Doffy already had me in his arms as he made his towards the back exit. "Your covered-ed in pink glitter Doffy" It was a cold night but Doffy's car was only parked a few feet away from the bar and even in my drunk state I could tell it was expensive.

"Hold on one second (Y/n) it won't take long for the engine to heat up" My eyes were growing heavy as the grip on the cup in my hands started to loosen. "Careful darling these seats are expensive you just get some rest~" I didn't know why he cared about me but I let him take the cup from my hands as my eyes finally shut.

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The Next Morning...

When I awoke the next morning, my head felt like someone had slammed it against the pavement. "Fucking hell... Nami you bitch" I remembered very little about the night before but I knew Nami had decided to drag my ass out to a bar so this had to be the hangover. "Morning darling~ Do you need anything for your head?"

"Wha- Who the hell are you and why are you in my bed!?" My yelling wasn't helping with the pain in my head but there was this blonde man lying beside me who I didn't know. There was no way I could have been involved in a one-night stand, right?

I took a quick peek under the covers just to make sure my clothes were still on and let out a sigh of relief as my clothes were still in place. "Oh, I'm Doffy from the club. I guess you don't remember but you got drunk so I took you home after our session together. Your friends decided to leave without you and I couldn't leave a drunk girl alone with the wolves"

"Really... Wait a minute what do you mean our session?" The man smirked at me before he moved off the bed and started to stretch. "Our dance session, I was just about to give you a lap dance before we had to cut things short. I'm still open to the idea if you are. Fufufu" Before the man could say anything else, I threw a pillow at him and tried to get out of bed. "I'll make us breakfast~ Then I'll take you home"

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On the Way Home...

Throughout my time with the man, I couldn't figure out something about him so I decided to ask him. "So, Doffy why are you a stripper if you have such a nice car and practically live in a mansion?"

"It's a personal hobby of mine, being rich is quite boring you know. Is this your place on the right?" I nodded my head as the car pulled into the driveway and I moved to get out. "Wait (Y/n) give me your phone I want to give you my number so we can hangout" He seemed like a nice guy and someone I could see myself being friends with.

Since I just wanted to go inside and die, I handed him my phone before he typed in his number then he got me to put mine in his. "Thanks for the lift Doffy" Stepping out of his car I smiled one last time at him before I headed towards my front door but before I could enter the house the door was opened by my older brother.

"(Y/n)-ya there you are! I was worried sick around you, Nami said she lost you last night and I feared someone murdered yo-. Is that Doflamingo?" Hm, Law knew the stripper. I noticed the two men were in an intense stared down but soon enough Doffy did leave the driveway and Law turned back to me as he started to interrogate me. "Shhhh, I have a hangover big brother. We'll discuss this later"

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