Doflamingo x Reader {One Shots}

Problematic Beheading

Writing Prompt - "I don't think this axe is sharp enough."

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"Doffy!" (Y/n) was running to find her husband Doflamingo but didn't know where he was. "Doffy!" As she ran through the hallways everyone moved out of her way, they knew how the King got when someone touched his Queen.

As (Y/n) ran down the hallway she stopped outside a door before going inside without knocking. Once she entered, she seen Doflamingo was reading a book on one of the sofas he had in the office. "(Y/n) what can I do for you?"

"Did you not hear me screaming?" He casually flipped to the next page in his book before responding. "I did"

"If you heard me why didn't you come find me?" (Y/n) was standing next to the man with her arms crossed and a cute pout on her face. "Because your screaming about something every day, what makes this time any different?"

"I'm not telling you until you put that boo- wait a minute why is your book upside down!?" Doffy had closed the book quickly before pulling (Y/n) into his lap, attempting to distract her by kissing her. "I love you my Queen"

"And I hate you my King~" The man started laughing after she said that. "Must you be so mean (Y/n)?" While the man was laughing at the situation (Y/n) had tried to get up but his grip was to tight. "Let me go Doffy" He didn't release her but he did move so she was sitting in his lap with his arms keeping her in place.

"If you tell me what's got you so worked up, I'll let you go" Thinking about it for a minute (Y/n) nodded her head and Doffy released her but she didn't give him the reason until she was safety behind his desk. "That new guard slapped my ass" As soon as those last words left her mouth, she seen the veins pop on her husband's forehead before his grin dropped.

"Which one?" Getting up she careful approached her husband and took his hand in hers. "I'll show you" With the girl leading the way all the man did was follow her until (Y/n) rounded a corner then jumped back before hiding behind him.

"He's around the corner"

Having heard that Doflamingo went ahead, he only seen one guard so assumed it was him. Wrapping him up in strings he began his way up to the roof. "Come along (Y/n) you can watch me decapitate him" (Y/n) run up beside him before raising her arms up so Doflamingo could pick her up and put her on his shoulder.

With his Queen was happily perched on his shoulder, he continued his way to the roof, only stopping to retrieve an axe from a storage room. (Y/n) had seen the condition of the axe and spoke up. "I don't think this axe is sharp enough" Doflamingo was just laughing as they continued to their destination. "Then it will work perfectly my dear"

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"Are you ready (Y/n)?"

"You better not get blood on me this time Doffy"

This wasn't the first beheading to take place on the roof and with any luck it wouldn't be the last either. It seemed like people just couldn't keep their hands off the Queen, but most people didn't know (Y/n) was the Queen but the girl liked it that way. She didn't want people being nice to her just because she was the Queen of the island.

"I'll try not to but you look so hot covered in blood"

"Keep talking like that Doffy and you might find divorce papers on your desk one day"

"I'll right then my Queen, shall we begin?"

"Let the beheading commence!" (Y/n) may have been a little to happy about this but you can't be married to Doflamingo without being a little crazy yourself. Doflamingo had started to raise the axe on his Queen's command before he brought it down to the man's neck.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The man's head was still attached but the axe was imbedded about an inch into the neck.

"Guess this axe needs to be sharpened for next time" As Doflamingo removed the axe from the man's neck he began the process again he only needed to take two or three more whacks before the head finally separated from the body.

"I thought I told you not to get blood on me Doffy?" Looking over at the Queen he noticed the slight amount of blood on her cheek. "It's just a drop (Y/n)"

"How about we go get you cleaned up then my Queen, I'll even spend the whole day with you to make up for it?"

"Okay~!"

"Shall we my Queen?"

"Yes, my King"

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