Doflamingo x Reader {One Shots}

Stay Home Today (AU)

Writing Prompt – "It's too cold! Come back!"

Doflamingo's Point of View

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5:23am...

As I looked back at the clock, I tried to reason with my wife who had my shirt balled up into her fists. "It's almost time from me to leave for work (Y/n). Please let go, I'll be home by lunchtime" She started glaring at me as she held onto my shirt tighter. "No, Doflamingo! You are not allowed to leave the house today"

"I have to go to work (Y/n), there's an important business meeting today" My hands rested onto hers as I prepared to remove her hands forcefully. "Reschedule it or call in sick. They'll understand" I took a deep breath as I ripped (Y/n)'s hands away from my shirt and got out of bed. "It's too cold! Come back!"

"Fufufufu. Like I said (Y/n), I have a business meeting today and I can't be late... Oh, don't look at me like that" Why did she always have to make such a big deal about me leaving her in the mornings? I bit the inside of my cheek as (Y/n) continued to give me her best puppy dogs. "Please stay Doffy... We can have a little morning fun if you do~"

"Hm? I can be a little late... You got yourself a deal (Y/n)!"

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'Ring' 'Ring' Ri-'

Before I could reach my phone (Y/n) answered it for me as she laid back on my chest. "Hello?" My hands rubbed her back as I could barely make out the angry yelling of Trebol. "No, Trebol, Doffy's not coming in today ... Why? Because my poor blonde giant is sick, he needs to stay home and recover ... One second ... Doffy, the creep wants to talk to you"

I took the phone from her hands as I put on my best sick impression I could. "T-Trebol? 'Cough' I don't know what's come over me but I think (Y/n) gave me her cold" My wife slapped my chest at that comment as she pulled the blanket over herself. "I told you to say away from her while she was sick Doffy! Don't worry we'll handle things here, did you need anything?"

"No, (Y/n) is taking care of me. She's quite good you know. Fufufufu"

"Alright Doffy I'll let you get some rest. Bye" As Trebol ended the call I quickly hung up from my end and set my phone back on the nightstand. "You're so bad Doffy~" I placed a kiss on (Y/n)'s lips before I faked being shocked at her comment. "Me!? You're the one who told him I was sick. I fully intended to go into the office before you told Trebol that lie"

"Now you're stuck home with me all day! What do you want to do first Doffy?" I didn't have to think about it long as my hand reached down and rested my hand on her ass. "You up for round two?" The poor thing started to go blue in the face as she rolled off of my chest. "No! Are you insane!? You'll kill me, I can hardly go one round with you!"

"I was joking (Y/n). Fufufufu. Come on I'll make us some breakfast but first I want a nice hot shower" My feet touched the hard wood floors as I stood up and waited for (Y/n) to follow my lead. "Ha, ha, ha, you never joke about having a second round. You just think I'm stupid enough to agree to it"

"You know me to well (Y/n) but it wouldn't kill you, it would just keep you stuck in bed for the week"

"Yeah, whatever Doffy" (Y/n) slid off of the bed but body immediately gave out under her weight. If I hadn't of caught her, she would have hit the ground and probably injured herself. "I got you~ Let's go, the water should make you feel better my love~"

"It better"

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