The Royal Life (Milarion one shots)

Chapter 19:

WARNING: Crackhead energy (not the most appropriate either)

"Okay Lord Milori, can I start asking you questions now?" Tinkerbell asked holding a paper with a pen. "Whenever you're ready," Milori answered. "Okay. To go over what I'm doing here. The Pixie hallow paper has been very boring. Our readers want to read something different. There was a poll taken and fairies want to question you and Queen Clarion to compare answers. I did not create these questions. It's what the readers want," Tinkerbell professionally stated.

Milori raised his eyebrow at how professional she was being. "Go ahead. Ask away, don't think I have anything I want to hide...." Milori joked. Tinkerbell started off her questions,
"This fairy asked, what's your full name?"
"Milori Wintrix."
"What's your favorite color?"
"Probably silver? I'm not sure, I don't have one."
"Lord Milori, everyone has a favorite color. Well those were the easy questions. Here are the good questions," Tinkerbell smiled mischievously.

"How far would you go for Queen Clarion?"
Milori didn't look the least taken back, "Lets see, I would climb any mountain, cross any ocean or border, just to even be with her," Milori answered. "That's so romantic...." Tinkerbell got carried away,"I'm sorry. That wasn't the point."

"It's quite alright," Milori smiled. "Next question, what's something you could never forgive Queen Clarion for?" Tinkerbell asked staring at him. "I can only think of one as of this moment, cheating," Lord Milori answered. He didn't know why but it felt so odd to say that. "Really? That's a deal breaker?" Tinkerbell asked somewhat surprised.

Now, Milori was shocked by that response. "Yes. Of course. As it should be for her," he answered. Tinkerbell was confused and wrote down things. "That's it Lord Milori. It's Queen Clarions turn. And I will send for you when it's group questions," Tinkerbell sassed. Milori looked at her oddly and walked out.

A few moments later Queen Clarion entered. Tinkerbell smiled and motioned towards the couch. Clarion gracefully as always sat down. "Okay, I'm getting right to the questions your highness," Tinkerbell inserted. "As you wish."

"What's your full name?"
"Clarion Reina Wintrix" Clarion smiled while saying that. Tinkerbell looked at the queen and asked confused, "How do you and Lord Milori have the same last name?" "Dear....we are married," Clarion reminded her. Tinkerbells head shot up and she looked surprised how she forgot. "Silly me, I forgot..." she said slightly embarrassed. "Darling, it's perfectly fine."

"What's your favorite color?"
"Probably gold to wear, and pink to look at."
That answer surprised Tink too.
"Now for my favorite questions! How far would you go for Lord Milori?"
"I would go anywhere. Anywhere at all. I would go to the mainland and back," Clarion answered smiling. "That's adorable. Oh my gosh. Okay next question! I'm not getting side tracked! What would you never forgive Lord Milori for?"

"I cannot think of any. Well, I can think of one. If he cheated on me," Clarion answered feeling odd. "Oh wow. That answer again...." Tinkerbell mumbled. "Again dear?" Clarion asked raising an eyebrow. "Um nothing! Send Lord Milori in!" Tinkerbell called changing the subject.

Lord Milori walked in waving at Queen Clarion like a little kid. Clarion put her hand over her forehead and shook her head. Tinkerbell started giggling as he sat down next to her.

"Okay, here are the questions we thought you two should answer together. Have you ever smoked mushroom?"

Clarion and Milori both looked shocked. "I have. Once, a long time ago. Wasn't really my thing," Milori answered honestly. Clarion shot him a look and answered, "No, I haven't." Tinkerbell wrote down her notes. "Don't lie Ree! You have once. With me. At the border. You might have forgotten but I haven't," Milori smirked. Tinkerbells mouth fell open and she dropped her pen.