villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Dabi

Dion: Boy! Is this... disgusting. Booohooo Dabi is a flirt~~~~

Dabi: And who might that in the picture be?

Dion: I'm guessing it's supposed to me Y/n..? I'm not sure. But the art is great.

Dabi: Who'd want this? I mean...

Dion: Dude.... you're dreaming if you think someone would simp for your burnt ass face.

Dabi: ....

Dion: I'm joking! I'm joking! You know a lot of people do simp for you, I can name a whole ton. Don't worry.

Dabi: What do you want me to say?

Dion: I don't know... It's just the two of us...

Dabi: Would you ever recreate this picture with me?

Dion: NOOOOOO! NOT WITH YOUR CRSUTY AS- Joking~~

Dabi: So you would.

Dion: No, but I could recreate it with Kakashi and/or Eraserhead.

Dabi: Who is that? A hero?

Dion: Eraserhead yes, Kakashi... would you call him a hero? I mean kinda yes? But no? I don't know. You wouldn't understand. This takes some thinking. Something I noticed you can't do.

Dabi: You're the one to talk.

Dion: Oooh! Did you notice? Our names kinda match. I mean they both start with a D.

Dabi: Was that supposed to be a dirty joke?

Dion: Is that's all that's on your mind?

Dabi: You show me this picture and call me dirty?!

Dion: ....yes....

Dabi: I don't see the logic here.

Dion: Use your brains....

Dabi: I am...

Dion: You know... I'd love someone to sit on me like that....

Dabi: Sounds nice doesn't it.

Dion: It does... look at her skirt... it takes on peak and you see it all.

Dabi: You're weird as shit.

Dion: SHUT UP. I know you would love this to happen to you as well.

Dabi: ...you're weird...

Dion: Tch... anything on your mind?

Dabi: No.

Dion: I'm guessing we're ending the episode like this?

Dabi: I ain't the host.

Dion: Oohhhh! I want a solo with Twice.

Dabi: You're the host.

Dion: Yeah.... end!