villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Shigaraki x Mirko (2)

Shigaraki: Again!

Dion: Yeah, but the main question is... why?

Dabi: Exactly. Mirko is too good.

Shigaraki: Watch your mouth burnt chicken.

Kurogiri: Well this ship must be special if Dion repeated it.

Spinner: Dion is someone who'd repeat everything without realizing it.

Dion: No, but this was on purpose. I just love Mirko. I wanna be shipped with her... I wanna meet her as well..! Wait! Kurogiri! We're going on a mission after this!

Kurogiri: Sure. If it's something important.

Spinner: Why do I know where this is going..

Dion: No you don't.

Dabi: You're going to kidnap her. Surprise surprise.

Toga: Did someone say kidnap? Let me help you guys out! Who are we kidnapping?

Twice: Toga! Take me with you! I'm scared.

Toga: Of course I will Jin.

Dion: Well, you're very mistaken. I'm gonna buy a bunny and some merch.

Kurogiri: Sounds like that's important to you.

Dion: Very!

Spinner: Doesn't getting a pet bunny sound too extreme? Will you be able to handle it?

Dion: If I don't, then I'll invite Koda from class 1-A to come over and help me.

Dabi: Yeah, sounds like a solid plan.

Twice: Rabbits sound nice!

Toga: They're so cute! Especially white ones, the blood is more visible on them!

Dion: No one's allowed to touch the bunny. I'm gonna name it Rumi. So cute!

Toga: Then can I stab Mirko? She had white hair.

Dion: She does! But noooo, she's my hero crush~~

Shigaraki: Then why am I getting shipped with her when you already like her?!

Dion: Well, that is because, I aM an IlLuSion.

Spinner: I thought you liked Eraser Head.

Dion: I doo!

Dabi: And All Might.

Dion: I doo!

Shigaraki: Isn't he 50 though? You're so weird.

Dion: Yeah.. wait no! He's I believe 49.

Shigaraki: What's the difference!?

Dion: You made him a year older.

Shigaraki: So? It's called rounding up.

Dion: I thought you didn't go to school!

Shigaraki: I didn't.

Dion: Mm. So what do you guys think of this ship? I think it's pretty good. I give to a solid 6.5 out of 10.

Spinner: It is cute I guess. It's a 7 from me.

Dabi: Meh, a 2. Shigz ain't worth her.

Shigaraki: Say that again, I dare you.

Dabi: Handy man, ain't, worth, her.

Shigaraki: You-

Dion: What do you think? Kurogiri, Twice? Toga?

Kurogiri: The way they'd look together seems nice.

Twice: It's a no from me!

Toga: I only like Mirko... I like animals. They're so cute.

Dion: Agree.

Dabi: That's it right.

Dion: Yeah. Oh! Expect a buttload of Villain Deku x others coming soon.