villians reacting to ships (bnha)

SPECIAL EPISODE

Dion: Hoho! We have drinks! Snacks everything and everyone!

Dabi: To celebrate our friendship!

*a few hours ago*

Dion: If you don't say that line I'll roast your ass alive... we don't want that to happen now do we ^^

*back to present*

Shigaraki: What friendship?

Kurogiri: You should act more formal Shigaraki, this is a celebration.

Spinner: I haven't had something like this happen in ages. You know, Dion should become our new leader.

Dion: Haha, thanks. I'm flattered.

Chisaki: Did everyone wash their hands...

Muscular: If only we had hands...

Twice: Pffft... I'm... I'm not laughing...

Hawks: Well, I'm happy that Dion invited me.

Dion: Yeah... I'm glad you came. I mean hero work is overwhelming, ain't it.

Hawks: Totally agree.

Dion: Hey mustard, you should take off your mask, you're not gonna need your quirk.

Mustard: I guess *takes off mask*. It's much easier to breathe.

Dion: You look gorgeous. Really.

Mustard: Thanks?

Big Sis: Who got all this food?

Dion: We can thank Chisaki, Dabi, Spinner, Toga and Twice. Oh Hawks brought the chicken! Thanks Hawks.

Kurogiri: The drinks are mostly alcoholic. They're from our bar.

Dion: Yeah... guys! No underage drinking!

Muscular: Aren't you u-

Dion: Buddyyyyyyy, no.

Toga: I'm back! Here are the drinks!

Dion: See we also have non alcoholic drinks as well. Thanks Toga!

Toga: No problem! I met this guy on the way and he was sooo cute!

Twice: I don't remember seeing you.

Dion: Awwwww.

Big Sis: I'll pour the drinks out. Who wants what?

Dion: I'll have some... come back to me later.

Dabi: I'll have some whiskey.

Shigaraki: The same for me.

Twice: I do not drink!

Dion: Give me some whiskey too!

Hawks: I'll have anything, non alcoholic.

Mustard: *starts opening snacks*

Hawks: Chicken is good you know?

Dion: Cannibalism?

Hawks: I'm not a chicken.

Twice: He's not chicken, he's a bird!

Toga: Pffttt.

Big Sis: What would you like Spinner? Overhaul? Muscular? Kurogiri?

Spinner: I'll just have some water. I'll get it myself don't worry.

Muscular: I'll have some rum.

Kurogiri: Thank you, I'll pass.

Chisaki: I don't drink. I'll get some myself later on.