villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Shigaraki × Deku

Dipshit: Hello, everyone! We are back with more ships. These are requests from a reader, so thank you. Um, anyways, Kurogiri and I have gone through shit to get these reactions. We are joined by our lovely guests... THE HEROES!!!

Kurogiri: ...You're being too energetic...

Toga: Is Deku here?

Dipshit: Yes! And this ship is between.... *clap clap* Shigi and Deku! Welcome our guest Deku!

Deku: MMMMMMMPPHHHH!!!

Dipshit: Awww how cute~

Toga: Hey Hey, Dipshit, can you use your quirk on him?

Kurogiri: I don't know if that's a good idea...

Dipshit: That's a great idea! You're thinking what I'm thinking, right Toga?

Toga: Hehe, you know it. I'll go call Shigi.

Dipshit: Ok. Hey Deku. *takes off the think on his mouth (idk what it's called)* You have a friend who can brainwash right?

Deku: .....

Dipshit: Our quirks differ. Mine is a bit more advanced.

Deku: *looks at me* !!!

Dipshit: Hehe! Gotcha! Now let's wait for Shigi. Here lemme untie you. *unites Deku*

Toga: We're here~

Shigaraki: What now.... I'm busy right now.

Deku: Hey Shigaraki~ Remember me? I'm here.

Shigaraki: I know you're controlling him... I'm not an idiot.

Dipshit: Damn it....

Shigaraki: What's he doing here? You're leaking our location dumbass.

Dipshit: Hehe, sorry about that. Anyways, what do you think of this ship?

Shigaraki: People ship us!?

Toga: Yeah and it's so cute!!!

Dipshit: You know when you met him in the mall, yah. Um the fact that you didn't kill him made people ♡♡♡. Yah know what I mean.

Shigaraki: That's dumb. I'll decay him right now!

Kurogiri: .....

Deku: ....

Toga: Can I cut him into pieces?! Please~

Dipshit: Omg.... no. No one can kill him. Anyways, we're doing this again! Reacting to ships. Anyways let's call everyone first and we'll get right into it.