villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Dabi x Aizawa x Shigaraki

Dion: I started questioning life when I saw this on pinterest.

Dabi: What is it with me and Eraser Head.

Shigaraki: Exactly.

Dion: I'm not sure, but this is like golden. I finally see Shigz as a top. I fucking hate this ship. 0!

Shigaraki: I could top anyone if I want.

Dabi: He's admitting to being able to bottom.

Chisaki: So Shigaraki gets paired with people a lot.

Dion: Mhm. But it's understandable. No one can resist the cuteness of this man.

Chisaki: You have horrible taste in boys.

Dion: That's 'cause I prefer girls. And! My taste in guys are great.

Chisaki: What makes you think it's great.

Dion: Because I like you too?

Chisaki: What...

Dabi: Got 'em!

Dion: Eyyyy! But for real! In this ship, I see Eraser as a bottom. Actually a lot of the times, I like Eraser as a bottom. There's a All Might x Aizawa and I love Aizawa as the bottom.

Dabi: Well obviously. All Might is fucking jaked.

Dion: That's beyond the point. But yeah, I stan bottom Eraser.

Dabi: Mmm.