villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Q&A (sorta)

Dion: Hello everyone! Welcome to a random chapter of this series! Wooooo! Please click away ㅎㅅㅎ...

Kurogiri: *clap clap clap*

Dion: Today we'll be, as in I'll be.. asking a few questions to our favorite members! So the participants are: Toga, Twice, Dabi, Kurogiri, Big Sis, Chisaki, Spinner, Chisaki, Toga, Twice, get it there are two Twices, get it, TWICE! Pffft I'm so funny.

Shigaraki: Why am I not in the list.

Dion: Well you see... no one likes yo- just kidding the last participant on the list is Shigaraki! Woo! Kurogiri you may speak now.

Kurogiri: Today Dion and I will be asking intriguing questions to these wonderful members of the League. Let us start with the most favorite member.... drumroll please....

Dion: SHIGARAKI!

Kurogiri: Okay, first question. Is it true that you have feelings for the pro hero #5, Mirko!

Shigaraki: What kind of question is this!

Dion: Stop complaining and answer the question please. Thank you.

Shigaraki: No. It's false. Whoever made that shit up better lock all their doors tonight.

Dion: Hoho ain't that something. Onto the next question. Toga! Between Izuku and Ochaco who would you chose?

Toga: I mean.. this is hard but it all depends on who bleeds more. Hehe.

Dion: Well there you go guys, the way to Toga's heart, the only way to Toga's heart is through bleeding.

Kurogiri: Well what an interesting answer. Dabi would you mind answering the following question.

Dabi: Go ahead.

Kurogiri: Could you tell us a bit about your love li-

Dion: What's 1009 ÷ (47 + 66)? Answer it wisely please. The wrong answer may cost your life.

Dabi: Well my love life is going great. Clearly better than Dion's sleep schedule. Haha ain't I right?

Dion: Incorrect! Hey! I get a perfect amount of sleep.

Dabi: Well now I have a question for Dion. Could you tell us what time it is?

Dion: You cheeky beastard hohoho! Next! TWICE!

Twice: Well, come at me with all you've got.

Kurogiri: When are you planning to wife up Shigaraki?

Shigaraki: What the fuck!

Dabi: It sure is about time you did so Twice. You know that handy man is too much of a pussy to do so himself.

Shigaraki: Wanna say that again.

Dabi: Gladly.

Dion: Hohoho, so I assume you guys aren't going to be a thing anytime soon.

Kurogiri: Big Sis? Do you like anyone! And if you do, who might that be?

Big Sis: I don't really have romantic feelings for anyone but Spinner is a good friend of mine.

Dion: Oh! Dion is hurt!

Twice: And so is Twice!

Big Sis: Of course I love you guys as well.

Kurogiri: How touching, next! Chisaki! Tell us, what are you going to do about your arms?

Chisaki: Well, Compress sure is taking his sweet time with his marbles.

Dion: Hohoho, that is true. Well guess we have to find out what happens.

Shigaraki: You know what I heard? This series got into someone's 'lost interest or disliked' library. Don't you feel hurt?

Dion: Nope, not at all. Plus it isn't my fault if you guys don't have a personaitly fufufu. But for real, I'm not offended. I was actually laughing my ass off.

Spinner: I was wondering what all that laughter at 3 am was all about.

Dion: Was I that loud? Anyways! Kurogiri! Is it true that you have feelings for Mr. Compress?

Kurogiri: No, we are just comrades.

Dion: speaking of comrades. *whisper* You can always check out my book Mission before Comrades, it's free.

Dabi: What's with her.

Dion: I don't have anymore questions! Shigi! What's 5 × 2!

Toga: I know! It's 10!

Dion: Correct! Looks like someone went to school! Not pointing fingers.

Dabi: What's 5 square!

Dion: 25!

Twice: Whoa!

Dabi: Incorrect.

Dion: What!? It is correct! Guys, sorry he's just a dumbass.

Dabi: Yeah yeah.

Dion: That's it guys pfft. Wait! SPINNER! HOW COULD WE FORGET!

Dabi: He is a lizard. He can blend in with anythi-

Spinner: Chameleons do that.

Dion: Well looks like Dabi just got caugh being an idiot once again. Spinner! Question for you!

Kurogiri: Who do you think will be the first to get imprisoned out of everyone in the room?

Spinner: That means getting caught right?

Dion: Yep.

Spinner: Twice or Shigaraki.

Dion: Interesting conclusion!

Kurogiri: I guess we're ending it here?

Dion: Yep, bye.