villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Dabi × Shigaraki

Dabi: What the hell is this?! Handy!? Hah, like in hell. Never in a million years.

Dipshit: I actually ship i-

Shigaraki: I don't like people without manners.

Dipshit: Then is there anyone you like? Do you have an ideal type?

Shigaraki: I like short white hair, shorter than me, someone powerful, kind, and smart.

Dipshit: Well I guess there's no one like that. Not that I know of.

Shigaraki: Well that's 'cause perfection doesn't exist. Dumbass.

Dipshit: Shut up. Hey, why the hell is no one saying anything? It's only me talking.

Dabi: Well than get me some duck tape. I'll take up your mouth. Problem solved.

Dipshit: Shut up Dabi. *sticks out tongue* BLEH!

Dabi: Are girls always so annoying? Damn it.

Dipshit: C'mon no one has anything to say? Really?

Kurogiri: I don't like this ship. It's like putting two polar opposites together.

Dipshit: Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyways next ship.