villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Chisaki

Dion: Well... we had to tie Chisaki up for this one.

Shigaraki: You look like a fu- idiot.

Dion: Could you crush my skull with your thighs pleaseeeeeee!

Dabi: What is wrong with you?

Dion: I mean... look at them thighssssss!

Shigaraki: You have the shittiest taste in guys.

Dabi: I have to agree with that.

Dion: I guess that means Shigi and Dabi are also shit guys. Meh.

Dabi and Shigi: ...what the fuck...

Dion: Hey hey! Don't take me seriously. Blehhhhh!

Twice: Oh my god! I know him! Who is he?!

Dion: I love when you do that. It's Overhaul... in a maid outfit.

Twice: You mean Chisaki? Togaaaaaaaa! Save meeeeeee!

Dion: Pfft, so cute~~~

Dabi: You're really fucking weird.

Dion: Mmmmm, you think?

Dabi: I know.

Shigaraki: You should stop this dumb shit.

Dabi: I agree. Do something else..

Dion: Hey hey, don't be like that you guys. People seem to enjoy you all.

Dabi: Enjoy my ass.

Dion: Hey! I'm serious. At least I think they enjoy it, but yeah. What should we react to next? I don't have anything else really.

Shigaraki: The best news I've heard all day.

Dion: Welp guys, you know who we're doing next.

Shigaraki: Hey, don't you dare mock me.

Dion: No no, I'm not.

Dabi: Are we done?

Dion: Yeah...

*earlier*

Dion: Hey Chisaki! Do you mind being in one episode today?

Chisaki: Do you really have nothing better to do?

Dion: Not really, but here's the pic. We'll react in 15 minutes. You down?

Chisaki: What... is this...

Dion: Hehe... well um... you see... you're not mad are you?

Chisaki: ....

Dion: *backs away* C-Chisaki? You alright?

Chisaki: Get over here you tweeb!!!

Dion: Wait wait Chisaki! This was a joke! Please! Kurogiri!!! Save meeeeheeeeee!

Kurogiri: What's with all this commotion?

Dion: *hides behind Kurogiri* H-He's trying to kill me. Please... neutralize him...

Kurogiri: What have you done again...

Dion: J-Just get him first.

*after all that*

Chisaki: Mmmpff!

Dion: Well... I guess we don't get Chisaki's reaction... oh would you look at the time! Thanks Kurogiri! I owe you.

Chisaki: MMMMHHHH!

Dion: Well bye bye!

Kurogiri: You really shouldn't mess with him Dion.

Dion: Yeah. You're right. Well anyways! I'm off!